The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Pancake Batter Anomaly (2008)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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[Sheldon, obviously sick, orders soup in the restaurant where Penny is working]
Penny : Why didn't you just have soup at home?
Sheldon Cooper : Penny, I have an IQ of 187. Don't you imagine that if there were a way for me to have had soup at home, I would have thought of it?
Penny : You can have soup delivered.
Sheldon Cooper : I did not think of that.
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Sheldon Cooper : Can you sing "Soft Kitty".
Penny : What?
Sheldon Cooper : My mom used to sing it to me when I was sick.
Penny : I'm sorry, honey, I don't know it.
Sheldon Cooper : I'll teach you. "Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr." Now you.
Penny : Soft kitty, warm kitty...
Sheldon Cooper : Little ball of fur. Keep rubbing.
Penny : [angry] Little ball of fur.
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Leonard : How was Nebraska?
Penny : Oh, better than North Dakota.
[pause]
Penny : Guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
Sheldon Cooper : From the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that that joke is not funny here.
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Penny : [Catching Leonard trying to sneak back in for his spare pair of glasses] You rat bastard!
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Penny : You are a grown man. Haven't you ever been sick before?
Sheldon Cooper : Of course. But not by myself.
Penny : Really? Never?
Sheldon Cooper : Well, once, when I was fifteen and spending the summer at the Heidelberg Institute in Germany.
Penny : Studying abroad?
Sheldon Cooper : No, visiting professor. Anyway, the local cuisine was a little more sausage-based than I'm used to, and the result was an internal blitzkrieg, with my lower intestine playing the part of Czechoslovakia.
