The Good Place (TV Series)
You've Changed, Man (2020)
Marc Evan Jackson: Shawn
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Quotes
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Chidi Anagonye : So anyone who doesn't meet the threshold for the new Medium Place neighborhood is yours for the taking. The Bad Place still has plenty of people to torture.
Shawn : I have to admit, this does make sense. And I like that your side is settling for a crappy deal while my side stays mostly the same. What the hell. I'm in.
Michael : Really?
Shawn : [laughs] No! You actually believed me?
Eleanor Shellstrop : Dude, in 20 minutes, all of humanity is going to be erased forever.
Shawn : And?
Chidi Anagonye : The Bad Place will get emptied out, too. You'll have no one to torture for billions of years. Everyone loses.
Shawn : Oh, I know. But here's the thing: I don't care if everyone loses as long as you lose.
Michael : Shawn, listen to reason.
Shawn : Why should I? None of this would have happened if you hadn't mucked around with your Neighborhood and your new ideas. New ideas are gross. They sicken me.
Jason Mendoza : [crosses his arms] Shawn, you used to be cool. But you've changed, man.
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Michael : What's wrong, Shawn?
Shawn : Okay, fine. Gonna make me admit it. Fighting you is the most fun I've ever had. I mean, you know... you corkscrew your first eyeball and you're like, man, I can't believe they're paying me to do this! By the trillionth, it's like, I should've just been a teacher. And then you go and get the warm fuzzies about your little humans, and something... something changed. I was having fun again. I'm not sure I'm ready for that to end.
Michael : I know, buddy. It's hard when things end. But one way or the other, this is over. The only question is, what's next? I heard your speech at Demon-Con. You know this system stinks. You wouldn't have let me try the original experiment if things were working. Let's try a new way together.
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Shawn : [Shawn appears holding a lit match] Aw man, I had just gotten all the puppies to climb into the cannon.