House M.D. (TV Series)
The Right Stuff (2007)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
Quotes
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Dr. Gregory House : How old are you?
Henry Dobson : I'm 21, unless it's relevant.
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Dr. Gregory House : [about Cameron dying her hair blonde] The hair makes you look like a hooker. I like it.
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Dr. Gregory House : Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise there would be no religious people.
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Dr. Gregory House : New patient. 30-year-old female with synesthesia. New rules. You generate a lab report, you shred it. X-ray, you melt it. No notes, no records, nothing. As far as you're concerned, the patient is Osama Bin Laden. And everyone not in this room is Delta Force. Any questions?
Dr. O'Reilly, a.k.a. #11 : We're protecting Osama Bin Laden?
Dr. Gregory House : It's a metaphor. Get used to it.
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[to the applicants]
Dr. Gregory House : You all have numbers, so we're gonna do this alphabetically.
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Dr. Gregory House : The rest of you, 8:00 a.m. sharp. I'll be in sometime between 10:00 and 3:00.
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Dr. James Wilson : [House is seeing Cameron at PPTH] No, but since she's not a dead cat, it is scientifically impossible for her to be in two places at once.
Dr. Gregory House : Physics joke. Don't hear enough of those.
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Captain Greta Cooper : I'm a captain in the Air Force about to start a new assignment. NASA's astronaut training program.
Dr. Gregory House : I discovered salt and created FM radio.
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Dr. Gregory House : Luckily, violence is not the last resort: extortion is. So go ahead. Extort her.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You bumped a spleenectomy for a boob job?
Dr. Gregory House : Would you condemn this woman to a life where people look at her face when they talk to her?
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[two cute twins argue a diagnosis]
Dr. Gregory House : Stop it! This argument is distracting every male and lesbian here.
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Dr. Gregory House : I don't know who's been gossiping about ethics instead of sex, but I hope they've already been fired.
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Dr. Gregory House : Paging me during Judge Judy. Not the best way to win my affections.
