The Love Boat (TV Series) The World's Greatest Kisser/Don't Take My Wife, Please/The Reluctant Father (1983) User Reviews

They Wouldn't Call It The Love Boat If...

[sandcrab722 · 5/10 · 14 April 2022]

So much kissing. So much parenting. So much Kirstie Alley being insufferable. No actress does intensely nasty more naturally than her :-D Father Mull K Hee double plus turbo cringe. Bearded guy has adorable costumes and cute entrance music.

Elaine!

[WalterKafka · 18 April 2024]

'At my high school, I was on the worrying team.' Well, this has a particularly nutty cast. David Doyle is Parker Stevens boss. The former tells the latter: absolutely no wives. Parker's brought his wife along anyway. Oh, it's Kirstie Alley. Kirstie is young and skinny and awesome. Danielle Briesbois is here with her dad, William Christopher. Danielle is somewhere between Archie Bunker and Killcrazy. I love Killcrazy. Most importantly, we've got Elaine Joyce, in her last appearance. She's doing a terrible country accent. Elaine is here with Dan Haggerty, playing a character named, uh, Sawdust. They're looking for someone. Dan's got some wrecking to do. Elaine puts on an amazing swimsuit. Dan says, 'That'll pull the rat out of the hole.' If that's the bait, I'll volunteer for the trap! After kissing Captain Stubing, she says, 'He can box my compass any time.' Vicki wears hideous mall fashion. Oh, we've got actual location footage for the second episode in a row. Actual Mexico footage too! We're spoiled here. I'm going to be generous here. On Kafka's Love Boat Scale, this episode gets 4 * out of a possible 4 *.