Outnumbered (TV Series)

The Special Bowl (2007)

Claire Skinner: Sue Brockman

Quotes 

• Mum - Sue : I know, lets play fortunately/unfortunately. I'll start. Fortunately, the sun was shining.

  Ben : Unfortunately, I don't like burgers.

  Mum - Sue : You said you like burgers!

  Ben : When did I say that?

  Mum - Sue : When you wouldn't eat your fish. I mean what do you like?

  Ben : Pudding.

  Mum - Sue : Now, you can't eat just puddings!

  Ben : You can if you're a vegetarian.

  Mum - Sue : Vegetarians eat up all the vegetables. The clue is in the word.

• Deion : You're germs from a fly.

  Mum - Sue : I've never been so insulted.

  Karen : You're hair!

  Jake : You're stinky brain juice, from a diseased cave troll.

  Mum - Sue : You are a dead warthog's burp.

  Ben : You're elephant poo, that's stinky and yucky.

  Mum - Sue : All right, enough of the poo jokes. Enough of the poo jokes!

• Mum - Sue : Is she eating?

  Dad - Pete : She keeps banging on about how that's not her bowl.

  Mum - Sue : It's not her bowl, because I broke her bowl this morning and had to drive all the way to Ikea to get her one that's identical but it *is* identical.

  Dad - Pete : Then how does she know it's not her bowl?

  Mum - Sue : I dunno. She must have powers.

• Dad - Pete : What's that down there?

  Mum - Sue : Where?

  Dad - Pete : There.

  Mum - Sue : [sighs]  Ben's dinner. Oh, he's good.