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3/10
OVER HYPED
nogodnomasters22 April 2019
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The year is 1987. Two couples are taken on a cruise in the South Pacific lead by Captain Macho (Manuel Fihman) a portly Hispanic who does not know port from starboard. They land on what appears to be a deserted island for sun, fun, and cocaine. The movie stars Amanda/Kitty Cole (co-writer and costume designer) and Suzi Lorraine, best known for her appearances in the soft core Misty Mundae movies.

I was under the mistaken impression the movie would be about young couples frolicking on an island, then having to fight off cannibals and zombies. It is not. PLOT SPOILER The landing party dies in quick order, except for one girl. There is a needless flashback scene to add some time to make this movie 70 minutes. The rest of the movie was how our Ms. Cole tries to integrate with the tribe. The movie was short and misleading. It is a movie with zombies, but not a zombie movie. It is a movie with cannibals, but not a cannibal movie. The acting was above norm, but overall the film was fairly lame.

Guide: F-bomb, sex, no nudity.
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3/10
Couldn't Finish
hbeeinc18 July 2014
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When two of the four characters get knocked off right at the beginning of the film, you start to wonder how the filmmaker plans to spend the rest of his time. This might have been a good cannibal movie. It might have been a good Tarzan movie. But changing the focus in the middle just feels like cheating. The original title, "Holocaust Holocaust" is misnomer enough. Nothing remote resembles a holocaust and there is no porno, either. The film looks great. Amanda Cole does a good job as Anna as does her eventual love interest, Noshir Dalal. The movie *looks* great. However, it sound horrible in places as if they re-dubbed the dialog (this Garth Merenge's Darkplace). It should be pointed out that a theoretical period piece set in 1987 should NOT include music that's auto-tuned playing on the radio.

With 16mins left to go, I bailed on what turned out to be a chick flick with faux-cannibals, minimal gore and no nudity. Had I spent money to watch it, I'd feel cheated. However, I watched this on creepster.TV (which I can't recommend enough) and the amount great stuff I've watched on it offsets the disappointment.
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1/10
Destined to be forgotten
soulexpress29 August 2017
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DESTINED TO BE INGESTED is beautifully photographed. It was shot in the British Virgin Islands and took excellent advantage of the scenery. Unfortunately, that's the only good thing about it. The awkward, misleading title is just the beginning.

Set in 1987 (for no apparent reason), the story begins with four entitled, coke-sniffing Yuppies who end up marooned on an island inhabited by cannibals. Sounds like the set-up for a horror film, right? But it's really not one. Screenwriters Sofian Khan (who also directed) and Amanda "Kitty" Cole (who also starred) seemingly couldn't decide what type of movie they wanted to make, so they threw several genres together. The result is annoyingly disjointed.

At first, they're ripping off "Jaws." Then it becomes a hunted-by- cannibals film. When a handsome young native, Kohi, falls for the main character, Anna, we shift into "Enemy Mine" gear. When Anna becomes pregnant with Kohi's child, the people of his village insist that the outsider must be killed. So now the film channels, oh let's say, "Schindler's List." Finally, the zombie corpses of the three other Yuppies invade the village. Kohi is killed in the skirmish while Anna escapes the island in a canoe (which was never mentioned before). Welcome to "Night of the Dawn of the Living Dead."

In her IMDb entry, Amanda Cole is listed as "an actress and writer, known for 'Destined To Be Ingested' (2008) and 'The Wonderful World of Disney' (1997)." Hell of a resume, huh?
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7/10
Perfect location to be ingested
regdyer-752-5895985 July 2011
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This is not an easy film to categorise. I would certainly not place it in the 'Horror' category as it contains only brief 'cannibal' references and a short 'zombie' scene at the end.

It is an extremely well photographed movie which was shot on location in the British Virgin Islands. The director, Sofian Khan, has made intelligent use of the natural facilities at his disposal with the vast scale of the beautiful landscape and natural habitat placing the intruding humans into perspective. The four tourist strandees are isolated within an area of great beauty but one in which provides a wild and inhospitable environment containing elements of danger.

The early part of the film ably presents a contrast between a carefree, luxurious lifestyle and a gradual transition to life in an hostile environment which then develops into a fight for survival. It is a transfer from life in the modern age with its comforts to that of a primitive time where the fittest (or luckiest) survives. A short flashback sequence neatly sets the background to the past lifestyle of the principal characters. It carries a message that when you dabble in finance and gamble on your luck, with their inherent risks, you can easily plunge back from wealth to poverty as fast as it was acquired in the first place. In the case of the four characters in the film, the dangers become physical as well as being on paper with a life of luxury quickly turning into a nightmare. Pain and anxiety replace pleasure with simple, primitive tools of survival replacing the instruments of pleasure in the scale of importance to life.

The abrupt death of two of the stranded tourists, about a third of the way through the film, heightens the feeling of isolation for the two who remain. There is a consequent change in atmosphere from this point with the growing realisation of the precarious nature of their situation. The demise of one of these characters and the introduction of the tribesman then presents a further transition involving a change from fear and desperation to one of coming to terms with the situation and the development of the romantic element.

It is towards the end of the film that I feel that an opportunity for story development was lost. Personally, I would have liked the film to have devoted more time to exploring the relationships not only between the remaining female tourist and the tribesman but with other members of the tribe, eg reconciling conflicting attitudes and beliefs. A move down this route was made with one of these characters proclaiming 'You have changed me'. But there was scope for further movement down this path instead of the unexpected introduction of the 'Zombie' element in the final 10 minutes.

With regard to individual performances, I was very impressed with Noshir Dalal, in the role of the nimble and athletic cannibal named Kohi, and Kitty Cole as Anna, the tourist survivor. I note that both have only a relatively small amount of previous movie experience but this fact was not evident from their performances in this film. Kitty has a most challenging role, which involved displaying a range of emotions, and she passed the test with flying colours. Two other lead performers, Suzi Lorraine and Kris Eivers, are more experienced and both enhanced their reputations. Suzi proved to be the ideal choice as the glamorous tourist named Sandy. I have seen Suzi in several films portraying various types of characters. Once again, versatile Suzi demonstrated that she has the skill to handle any role that she is presented with regardless of genre. In this case, we had the perfect blend of location, namely tropical sea, island beach, and Suzi! Apart from slight reservations about the short length of the film (just over 70 minutes) and the way in which it ended, I found this to be visually impressive film with a good storyline and some excellent quality performances.
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Ambition > Budget in a Screwball Cannibal Exploitation Film Tribute.
lamson_thomas16 May 2021
1987: A crew of best buddies go on vacation after winning the lottery, where they assume The Stock Market will leave them set for life. Unfortunately, they are soon set for Misfortune and Death as: the Stock Market Crash of 1987 occurs, most of the partygoers are revealed to be Cocaine Addicts, sharks attack the boat, The Rather Steriotypical yet good natured Boat Driver Machõ leads them to the wrong island for vacation, and said island is populated by A defensive tribe of Idegenous Cannibals, who promptly attack and Make a Banquet out of every partygoer save for 2... soon to be 1.

... A film dedicated purely to referencing and embracing the gore slinging, island surviving, human cannibalizing Island Horror Movies such as Cannibal Holocaust. (The films initial title, Holocaust, was a direct reference towards.) Regrettably, the Comically Small budget of Destined fails to keep up with the suprisingly novel twists and turns this films plot shoots for, especially after the 2nd act. Cheesy, dubbed over acting, heavy Stock Footage use, and somewhat distasteful steriotypes (I am almost certain Machõ is one of the few actor credits in the film purely for his ridiculous Cuban appearance and accent, even though he leaves after the 1st Act.) Make Destined to Be Ingestined either more of or less of a tribute to the golden age of Cannibal Exploitation Horror, depending on your tolerance for cinematic Cheese.
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