Corner Gas (TV Series)

Pandora's Wine (2005)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

Quotes 

• Brent Leroy : The bed is the couch of the bedroom.

  Davis Quinton : Food for thought. Not good food, more like marshmallows or beef jerky for thought.

• Brent Leroy : This seems like it's right up Dad's alley, but it doesn't sound like you, Mum.

  Emma Leroy : Are you kidding? Our marriage is based on revenge.

  Oscar Leroy : It's kept us together for 35 years.

• Lacey Burrows : I heard through the grapevine that you didn't want to invite me to brunch.

  Brent Leroy : Oh. Hey, did this grapevine have a green hat and glasses? Cause you might be confusing grapevine with nut bar.

• Lacey Burrows : [after she's late for brunch]  Well, I'm sorry, I didn't write the time down. People keep taking my pens.

  Oscar Leroy : Hey! Finders' keepers, losey Suzie.

  Brent Leroy : Yeah, that's how that goes.