Burn Notice (TV Series)

Broken Rules (2007)

Bruce Campbell: Sam Axe

Quotes 

• Sam Axe : Honey, just take it easy...

  Veronica : A C.I.A. agent came into my home!

  Sam Axe : Actually, he's C.S.S., it's a division of the National Security Agency...

  Veronica : He told me you were seeing that whore up in Bal Harbor!

  Sam Axe : I just went to get my clothes! It's over, Pumpkin.

  [He ducks as she throws a vase at his head] 

• [watching the gang in Little Havana] 

  Fiona Glenanne : When are you going to get a real car? This thing's like a toy.

  Sam Axe : I am. Veronica was supposed to get me a Cadillac this weekend, until Mike's surveillance guy screwed everything up.

  Fiona Glenanne : [incredulous]  A Cadillac? What could you possibly be doing to these women?

  Sam Axe : [smirking]  Wouldn't you like to know?

• [Sam keeps checking his cell phone] 

  Fiona Glenanne : Did you send flowers?

  Sam Axe : Yes, I sent flowers! Why do you think I'm checking my phone?

  Fiona Glenanne : Well, what did the card say?

  Sam Axe : It said, "I'm sorry, please call me."

  Fiona Glenanne : She doesn't need to hear you're sorry! She needs to know who you are! She needs to know where she stands...!

  [awkward silence] 

  Fiona Glenanne : ...I would imagine.