Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)
Debbie (2020)
Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta
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Quotes
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Jake Peralta : I've been dirty long before Nucci came onto the scene. I do a ton of coke. They call me Mr. Springtime because of how fast I make the snow disappear.
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Jake Peralta : We can never let anyone know that we got beat up by Debbie Fogle.
Rosa Diaz : Agreed.
Jake Peralta : Take it to the grave?
Rosa Diaz : To the grave.
Jake Peralta : This conversation never happened.
Rosa Diaz : I don't even know who you are.
Jake Peralta : That's hurtful. You took it too far.
Rosa Diaz : That's a weird thing for a stranger to say.
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Jake Peralta : The point is we all think Mr. Bean is sexy as hell and wish we looked exactly like him.
Officer Debbie Fogle : You're closer than you think.
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Officer Debbie Fogle : [Really nervous] Oh, hey, Jake. What's... what's the deal with the office today? It... it feels crazy.
Jake Peralta : Somebody stole 20 bricks of coke and some machine guns from evidence.
Officer Debbie Fogle : What? It's the first I'm hearing of it.
Jake Peralta : Yeah, well, you just got here, right?
Officer Debbie Fogle : Right. I need you to find whoever did this and kill them... till they're dead.
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Jake Peralta : Mrs. Fogle, we weren't introduced. I'm Jake, Debbie's boyfriend.
Officer Debbie Fogle : You are? We are?
Jake Peralta : I mean, yeah, if you're into it.
Officer Debbie Fogle : I am. I do. See, Mom? I am with someone. All those psychics were wrong.