My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

I Won't Die with a Little Help from My Friends: Part 1 (2008)

Ethan Suplee: Randy Hickey

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Quotes 

• [Amazon trucker Sissy mounts comatose Earl and puts his hands on her breasts, not knowing she's being peeped on] 

  Sissy : So where were we, lover?

  Catalina : Oh, snap!

  Joy Turner : [to Catalina]  Oh, hell no. You are not gonna try to steal that.

  Randy Hickey : [breaks in]  Get yo' boobs off my brother!

  Sissy : Please don't take him from me. God left him to me on the front of my truck. He usually just leaves me bugs and birds. Anyway, you can't take him from me. We already exchanged vows.

• [after comatose Earl's brother and friends save him from amazon trucker Sissy's bed] 

  Indian Doctor : He's suffered serious head trauma and massive internal injuries.

  Randy Hickey : Well, at least they're internal.

  Indian Doctor : He also has severely bruised nipples.

  [Joy looks aside] 

  Indian Doctor : We might not be able to save one of them. In addition, he has some palet shaped burns on the sides of his head. And let's see what else. His left buttock is filled with buckshot, his teeth are covered in bugs, and last but not least, we're not sure, but we think he might have had an involuntary orgasm.

  Joy Turner : Oh, my God, that crazy bitch tried to constipate the marriage.