Wicked Pictures thankfully persists in releasing old-fashioned story porn features in an era when nearly everyone else in Adult Cinema has gone the wall-to-wall sex route. This title from prolific pornographer Quasarman suffers from a poor script by him and his usual indulgence in casting favored nation performer Tommy Pistol as the male lead.
With the over-the-hill Pistol front and center, the show gets off to a self-destructive start with a faulty prologue, in which lovers Pistol and cutie Aaliyah Love are shown as 20-year-old college kids, yet in closeups the clean-shaven pistol looks at least his real age (40s) and sleazy, hardly effective casting for a romantic lead.
After the "Ten Years Later" card comes up, he returns with shaggy beard and his familiar creepy persona, rattling off sarcastic comments and dumb "hip" in-joke cultural references (latter courtesy of writer-director Mike Quasar) that are irritating rather than funny. Will the star-crossed lovers get back together by the final reel? Who cares.
Wasted in this clumsy exercise are beauties Ivy Wolfe and Casey Calvert, as well as Romi Rain on hand to satisfy the viewer's daily minimum requirement for porn stars with huge gazongas. But unfortunately, the show belongs to Pistol, who leaves a bad taste in one's mouth with nearly every one of his thousands of screen appearances.
With the over-the-hill Pistol front and center, the show gets off to a self-destructive start with a faulty prologue, in which lovers Pistol and cutie Aaliyah Love are shown as 20-year-old college kids, yet in closeups the clean-shaven pistol looks at least his real age (40s) and sleazy, hardly effective casting for a romantic lead.
After the "Ten Years Later" card comes up, he returns with shaggy beard and his familiar creepy persona, rattling off sarcastic comments and dumb "hip" in-joke cultural references (latter courtesy of writer-director Mike Quasar) that are irritating rather than funny. Will the star-crossed lovers get back together by the final reel? Who cares.
Wasted in this clumsy exercise are beauties Ivy Wolfe and Casey Calvert, as well as Romi Rain on hand to satisfy the viewer's daily minimum requirement for porn stars with huge gazongas. But unfortunately, the show belongs to Pistol, who leaves a bad taste in one's mouth with nearly every one of his thousands of screen appearances.