WandaVision (TV Mini Series)
On a Very Special Episode... (2021)
Asif Ali: Norm
Quotes
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Norm : Now tell me this. If I send an e-mail, where would I put the stamp?
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Norm : Please help me. What day is it? How long has it been? Where's my phone? I have to call my sister.
Vision : Norm.
Norm : She's taking care of our dad, he's sick. Where is my phone?
Vision : Calm yourself, Norm. I can't understand what you're trying to tell me.
Norm : You have to stop her.
Vision : Stop who?
Norm : She's in my head. None of it is my own. It hurts. It hurts so much. Just make her stop. Just make her stop!
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Norm : So you're telling me this is a typewriter, a Rolodex, and a calendar all in one? What else can it do? Find me a wife?
Vision : Eventually, yes.
Norm : It's a hell of a thing watching you work with these computers, Vision. It's like you speak their language.
Vision : What do you think, Norm? Should we surf the Internet?
Norm : Cowabunga, dude.
[connecting]
Norm : Oh, hey, look, we got electronic mail already.
Vision : It's called an e-mail, Norm.
[Norm rummages in his desk drawer]
Vision : What are you looking for?
Norm : Letter opener.
Vision : Ah, we don't need that. We're already cutting-edge.
Norm : [opening the e-mail, in monotone with everyone except Vision] "S.W.O.R.D. top-secret communique. Authenticate. Doctor Darcy Lewis' findings regarding Maximoff's anomaly. High levels of radiation present at perimeter. Effect on Westview residents unknown. Please advise."
[laughter]
Norm : Well, come on, pal. What are we gonna write back? You're the office funny guy.