WandaVision (TV Mini Series)
We Interrupt This Program (2021)
Randall Park: Jimmy Woo
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Quotes
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Jimmy Woo : So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers.
Darcy Lewis : It's a working theory.
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Darcy Lewis : Twins. What a twist.
[seeing Woo's look]
Darcy Lewis : What? I'm invested.
Monica Rambeau : He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he?
Jimmy Woo : Did she just say the name Ultron? Has that happened before? A reference to our reality.
Darcy Lewis : No. Never.
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Jimmy Woo : Monia, are you okay?
Monica Rambeau : It's Wanda. It's all Wanda.
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Darcy Lewis : 1950s, 1960s, and now the '70s. Why does it keep switching time periods? It can't be purely for my enjoyment, can it?
Jimmy Woo : And I can't believe Wanda and Vision are having a baby.
Darcy Lewis : You want any?
Jimmy Woo : Heck, I thought about it for sure. A little Jimmy Woo. Get him a little FBI badge.
[realizing what she means]
Jimmy Woo : Oh, you... chip? Sure.
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Jimmy Woo : I, uh, pulled phone numbers for all the residents. I'm only through the Ds, but so far, I got diddly squat.
Monica Rambeau : So, you can't reach anyone inside and everyone on the outside has some sort of selective amnesia?
Jimmy Woo : This isn't a missing persons case, Captain Rambeau, it's a missing town. Population 3,892.
Monica Rambeau : Why haven't you gone inside to investigate?
Jimmy Woo : 'Cause it doesn't want me to. You can feel it, too, can't you? Nobody's supposed to go in.
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Monica Rambeau : What's the story here, Agent Woo?
Jimmy Woo : Uh, I've got a witness set up down the road in Westview, and this morning, it looked like he flew the coop.
Monica Rambeau : Your missing person is in the Witness Protection Program?
Jimmy Woo : I have contacted known associates, relatives...
Monica Rambeau : And let me guess, none of them have seen him either?
Jimmy Woo : No. None of them have ever heard of him. Something seemed hanky to me, so I took the first flight out of Oakland to interface with local law enforcement, which is when I encountered a new wrinkle.
Monica Rambeau : What is that?
Jimmy Woo : [leading her down the road] Pardon me, Sheriff. Would you mind repeating your claim about Westview to my colleague here?
Sheriff : No such place.
Monica Rambeau : You're saying the town of Westview, New Jersey doesn't exist?
Sheriff : It's what I keep telling your G-man here, but he won't listen.
Monica Rambeau : I see. And, um, I'm sorry, what-what town are you from?
Sheriff : Eastview.
Jimmy Woo : Thank you, Sheriff. I'll reach out if we need any further assistance.
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Darcy Lewis : [after spotting Maria in a "WandaVision" episode] Does she seem okay to you?
Jimmy Woo : Well, she doesn't appear to be harmed in any way, but that is definitely not the boss lady I met yesterday.
Darcy Lewis : So, what, deep cover? Monica has to play along?
Jimmy Woo : With whom? Or else, what? All right. Brass tacks, Dr. Lewis. What are we looking at here? Is it an alternate reality? Time travel? Some cockamamie social experiment?
Darcy Lewis : It's a sitcom. A 1950s sitcom.
Jimmy Woo : But why?
Darcy Lewis : Hey, man, we're working with the same scarcity of intel.
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Jimmy Woo : Is this from the current episode?
Agent Rodriguez : Aired about two minutes ago.
Darcy Lewis : What is it?
Jimmy Woo : What does it look like to you?
Darcy Lewis : Like a retro version of a S.W.O.R.D. drone?
Jimmy Woo : Bingo.
Darcy Lewis : But how did it change and why?
Jimmy Woo : Uh, to go with the production design?
Darcy Lewis : Or render it useless.
Jimmy Woo : Why'd you colorize it?
Agent Rodriguez : I didn't.
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Darcy Lewis : There's nothing here. One second, Maria is standing right there, and the next, she isn't. Someone is censoring the broadcast.
Jimmy Woo : But where's Rambeau?
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Jimmy Woo : Director Hayward, between you, me, and the bedpost, I am not confident about this mission.
Director Hayward : Thanks for the feedback, Jimmy. If only my drones were as forthcoming.
Jimmy Woo : There's no reason to suspect the perimeter doesn't extend subterraneously.
Director Hayward : There's no reason to suspect it does.
Jimmy Woo : Well, we don't know enough about the nature of the threat to send in another agent when the first is yet to return.
Director Hayward : Someone must really miss you back in Quantico.
Jimmy Woo : No, sir. Softball season's over, sir.