Succession (TV Series)

Safe Room (2019)

Kieran Culkin: Roman Roy

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Quotes 

• Roman Roy : Everyone treats me like I am a piece of shit.

  Gerri Kellman : You ARE a piece of shit, Roman.

  Roman Roy : Fuck you Gerri.

• Gerri Kellman : So, how's it going?

  Roman Roy : Oh, amazing. I'm stripping back to basics. This is my White Album.

  Gerri Kellman : Is it very horrible in America?

  Roman Roy : Oh, yes. It's glorious, yeah. No amount of antibacterial gel is gonna be able to wipe the America off me.

• Roman Roy : What's your story, Hunky Dory?

  Brian : Me? I'm an enigma. You can't pigeon-hole me. I'm there, then I'm gone. I'm intellectually promiscuous but culturally conservative. I work hard, but I do not play hard. I play easy. Why would you play hard?

  Roman Roy : Good question. And what is it you're doing right now?

  Brian : I'm lurking, like a dormant virus, biding my time in the Fort Meyers resort, but I'm being stymied by a variety of enemies who are envious of my talents.

• Gerri Kellman : [on the phone]  Go to bed, Roman. Go to bed, and masturbate all your ideas out, and let's see how excited you feel tomorrow.

  Roman Roy : Maybe I will. Maybe I'll just leave you on the pillow so you can hear my brilliance cascading.

  Gerri Kellman : Fine. I've heard plenty worse than a spoiled brat ejaculating on himself.

  Roman Roy : Oh yeah? You sure about that? I could be doing it now for all you know.

  Gerri Kellman : Well get going. Chop chop.

• [Roman is dressed as a giant turkey mascot and a husband and wife go up to him for a picture] 

  Roman Roy : Well I'm guessing you two aren't fucking much.

  Dad : Excuse me?

  Roman Roy : You need to get home and figure this shit out. This is a sad state of affairs my friend. This woman needs satisfaction that you are clearly not providing. Thanks for coming! Enjoy the park!

  Dad : What was that?

  Roman Roy : I said "gobbledy-goo fuck yourself!"