American Dad! (TV Series)
The Vacation Goo (2007)
Scott Grimes: Steve Smith
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Quotes
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Becky Arangino : Hi, I'm Becky, cruise activities director.
Steve Smith : I'm Steve. I have five friends on MySpace and I'm waiting on approval from a sixth.
Becky Arangino : You're cute.
Steve Smith : Oh, in a harmless little brother kind of way, right?
Becky Arangino : [laughs] No. In an I've taken a lot of boys' virginity kind of way.
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Stan Smith : Kids, you want to play "20 Questions" until we die? I'm thinking of a person.
Steve Smith : Ronald Reagan?
Stan Smith : Damn!
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Steve Smith : Dad, can we go to Graceland?
Stan Smith : Steve, if you want to pay your respects to a fat man who died on the toilet, we can visit your Aunt Mary's grave.
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Steve Smith : Becky, thanks for getting us this lifeboat. I mean, lifeboobs. Wait... no, no, I was right.
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Francine Smith : Stan, we are going on a real vacation and this family is going to bond!
Steve Smith : We could go skiing!
Stan Smith : Or, here's an alternate pitch. Uh, stay here, watch the Duke game - just hear me out - I order boneless wings from KFC - hang on to that thought, Hayley - I take a long bath and then, wait for it... none of you are here!
Francine Smith : Or - just hear me out - we stay home and for the rest of our lives together, every time you doze off, I'll slam a book on your testicles.
Steve Smith : [pause] Did someone say skiing?