George Lopez (TV Series)
George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness (2007)
George Lopez: George Lopez
Quotes
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Angie Lopez : If you don't lie, you don't have to worry about hurting people.
George Lopez : No, I think sometimes you have to lie to spare someone's feelings. For instance, your wedding ring.
Angie Lopez : I don't want to hear it.
George Lopez : If somebody tries to take it, don't fight them.
Angie Lopez : Should I fight for my diamond earrings?
George Lopez : Only if the guy's small.
Angie Lopez : Damn it!
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Wayne Hill : [pulls Ernie's mom's bra out of his pocket] What the hell?
Benny : Yeah... what the HELL is that?
George Lopez : [Rodney Dangerfield voice] Those things are so big, I bet they still have snow on them in the summer.
[Benny looks at him]
George Lopez : He's a guy on TV, nobody respects him.
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Benny : Why didn't you tell me Wayne was here? If I'd known he was coming over, I would've wore more makeup and less underwear!
George Lopez : [to Angie] Hey, she's wearing underwear again.
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Wayne Hill : Benny was the only woman who ever called me on my crap. After my marriage ended I hoped we could get back together.
Angie Lopez : George, I'm sure your mom would've been really happy to see Wayne.
George Lopez : Angie, she's dead, she'd be happy to see anything, a cloud, tomato, give me something, Wayne.
Wayne Hill : A cat?
George Lopez : No, she hated cats, you didn't really know her that well, did you?
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Benny : [Vic carries in a floral wreath] What's that?
George Lopez : That's for Angie.
Benny : Then why does it say 'Rest in peace'?
George Lopez : She was good last night, she needs her rest.
Vic Palmero : [reads card] Then why does it say 'In loving memory'?
George Lopez : In memory of the loving. Anymore questions?
Vic Palmero : One, how many more times are you going to reference sleeping with my daughter while I'm in the room?
George Lopez : Sorry, Vic, we all know she's an angel... until she goes upstairs.
[whistles]
