South Park (TV Series)
D-Yikes! (2007)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters, Mexican #2, Mexican #4, Persian #3
Quotes
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Butters Stotch : You have to be careful with scissors.
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Cartman : [whistling] Kay Pasol! Kay Pasol!
[Mexicans come forward]
Cartman : Alright, did you read the book?
Mexicans : Si, si...
Kyle : What was it about? In case our teacher asks us?
Mexican #1 : It starts there the old man... and he job is to catch the feesh... so he get in the boat to try and catch feesh.
Mexican #2 : So he catches feesh... but the feesh is very strong, so the old man can't reel in the feesh.
Mexican #3 : So then he fight the feesh some more and he finally catch the feesh.
Kyle : So he catches the feesh so he can make money?
Mexican #1 : No... on the way home the sharks come and eat the feesh and so
[takes off his hat]
Mexican #1 : ...he no make money.
[Sniffs, other Mexicans take off their hats]
Stan : That's it? That's the whole story?
Mexican #1 : Si...
Cartman : Alright, did you write the four essays?
Mexican #1 : Si, we all wrote eses for you
Boys : Alright!
Cartman : Let's have 'em!
Mexican #3 : Have what?
Kyle : You said you all wrote essays, where are they?
Mexican #1 : Well, my ese lives in Miami.
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Butters Stotch : Teacher, my penis never slips out of my pants. Except sometimes, when I'm wearing pajamas.