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Tue, Oct 2, 2007
Questions answered in this episode:
How many floors can you fall in an elevator and still survive? Five floors - because you will hit the ground at 41 mph (based on the rate of freefall being 30 feet per second). Sobering fact: 30 are killed and 17,000 are injured in elevator-related accidents yearly in the U.S. Best survival strategy:
1) Lie flat on elevator floor - because it takes 25 times more energy to break a bone horizontally than vertically
2) Duck and cover - tons of crap are going to fall on you during impact
How do you take a punch to the head to reduce the risk of brain damage? Tense your neck and take the hit on your forehead.
Is she a hooker or is she a cop?
Rule #1: If she looks to good to be true, she probably is.
Rule #2: Cops can lie about being cops.
Rule #3: If she brings up money, that's trouble.
Rule #4: A guy can't do anything that shows he's serious about paying for sex.
Rule #5: If you want to tell if she's a hooker or a cop, ask her to take some nude modeling pictures (since this act doesn't constitute a crime, so an undercover cop will not agree to it).
Sobering facts:
There are 46 prostitution-related arrests for every 100,000 people.
If a john is arrested in L.A., his car gets impounded; in Denver, his name and photo is published on a website.
How can you get drunk faster? Through your butt, because the alcohol gets immediately absorbed into your bloodstream via your hemorrhoids. "A 180-pound dude would have to drink 19 beers in 20 minutes to get the same blood alcohol level."
However, there is a very real danger of alcohol poisoning due to the speed of absorption and because toxins aren't being filtered by the liver. The show even takes the extra measure of prefacing the segment with this disclaimer: "The following segment contains a description of a stunt that is very dangerous and could be deadly. Do not try to recreate or re-enact any activity described in this show. This is entertainment[,] dude. Sit back and watch it."
What's the most dangerous wild animal in America? Deer, because they attack hunters, spread Lyme Disease (13,000 infected every year) and cause car accidents (out of 1.5 million car vs. deer accidents annually, 130 die and 29,000 get injured). By comparison, only 133 have been killed by bears and 14 by mountain lions since 1900.
What's the most expensive car available in the U.S.?
#3) Koenigsegg CCX (Sweden) - $540,000
#2) Saleen S7 Twin Turbo (USA) - $585,000
#1) SSC Ultimate Aero TT (USA) - $654,000
How big do boobs have to be to crush a beer can? About 35 pounds. Exotic entertainer Busty Hearts, who's size is HHH, not only demonstrates this feat, but she also lifts a keg with just her breasts!
How many floors can you fall in an elevator and still survive? Five floors - because you will hit the ground at 41 mph (based on the rate of freefall being 30 feet per second). Sobering fact: 30 are killed and 17,000 are injured in elevator-related accidents yearly in the U.S. Best survival strategy:
1) Lie flat on elevator floor - because it takes 25 times more energy to break a bone horizontally than vertically
2) Duck and cover - tons of crap are going to fall on you during impact
How do you take a punch to the head to reduce the risk of brain damage? Tense your neck and take the hit on your forehead.
Is she a hooker or is she a cop?
Rule #1: If she looks to good to be true, she probably is.
Rule #2: Cops can lie about being cops.
Rule #3: If she brings up money, that's trouble.
Rule #4: A guy can't do anything that shows he's serious about paying for sex.
Rule #5: If you want to tell if she's a hooker or a cop, ask her to take some nude modeling pictures (since this act doesn't constitute a crime, so an undercover cop will not agree to it).
Sobering facts:
There are 46 prostitution-related arrests for every 100,000 people.
If a john is arrested in L.A., his car gets impounded; in Denver, his name and photo is published on a website.
How can you get drunk faster? Through your butt, because the alcohol gets immediately absorbed into your bloodstream via your hemorrhoids. "A 180-pound dude would have to drink 19 beers in 20 minutes to get the same blood alcohol level."
However, there is a very real danger of alcohol poisoning due to the speed of absorption and because toxins aren't being filtered by the liver. The show even takes the extra measure of prefacing the segment with this disclaimer: "The following segment contains a description of a stunt that is very dangerous and could be deadly. Do not try to recreate or re-enact any activity described in this show. This is entertainment[,] dude. Sit back and watch it."
What's the most dangerous wild animal in America? Deer, because they attack hunters, spread Lyme Disease (13,000 infected every year) and cause car accidents (out of 1.5 million car vs. deer accidents annually, 130 die and 29,000 get injured). By comparison, only 133 have been killed by bears and 14 by mountain lions since 1900.
What's the most expensive car available in the U.S.?
#3) Koenigsegg CCX (Sweden) - $540,000
#2) Saleen S7 Twin Turbo (USA) - $585,000
#1) SSC Ultimate Aero TT (USA) - $654,000
How big do boobs have to be to crush a beer can? About 35 pounds. Exotic entertainer Busty Hearts, who's size is HHH, not only demonstrates this feat, but she also lifts a keg with just her breasts!
Tue, Oct 16, 2007
This episode of MANswers answers the following questions (note: questions are in order and are formatted as they appeared on-screen): Which Sport Is Most Likely To Kill You? What's The Secret About George Bush's Poop? What Does The Shape of Her Boobs Tell You About Her Personality? How Can You Turn Your Pickup Truck Into A Hot Tub? How Long Can Man Survive On Beer? How Teeny Can A Bikini Get Before It's Legally Considered Nudity?
Tue, Oct 30, 2007
Questions answered in this episode:
What else could you put a hemi engine into? The following won Chrysler's challenge to supercharge machines with a hemi:
#4) snowblower
#3) ice machine ("Zamboni")
#2) paper shredder
#1) grill
What rodeo event is more dangerous than bullriding? Cowboy poker - four people sit in plastic chairs pretending to play poker on a plastic card table in the middle of the arena; with a bull set loose, whoever stays in their seat longest wins. It was originally invented in 1999 as a game for convicts at the Lousiana State Penitentiary. While not officially sanctioned by the Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association, regular rodeos make this an exhibition game using spectators as participants. Cautionary tale: A.D. Stromberg played cowbow poker and received 240 stitches to reattach his ear and part of his scalp in Las Cruces, New Mexico in 2002. He did win the grand prize of $200.
Can you beat a breathalyzer?
Test #1: sucking pennies - due to the copper content in a penny, which is anyway composed of 97.5% zinc since 1983; so, NO
Test #2: holding battery to tongue - NO
Test #3: chewing gum - NO; mouthwashes don't work, either, since their alcohol content can quadruple the reading
The reason that nothing works is that the breath test measures the air in the lungs and not in the mouth, and the lungs are constantly absorbing the alcohol still present in the blood.
Sobering facts:
50% of Americans will be involved in an alcohol related collision in their lifetime.
1.4 million Americans are arrested for Driving Under the Influence (DUI) every year--that's one arrest for every 137 licensed drivers in the U.S.
The minimum fine for DUI in California is around $12,000.
So what the hell is a Crushing Video? It's when you hire a dominatrix to crush you--via nut cracking, skull trampling and/or suffocation--and you tape it.
Where's the best place to take a bullet? In the arm.
Sobering facts:
16,400 murders were committed in 2006, 68% of them with firearms.
28 Americans die every die from gun violence.
Only 5% of people shot in the head survive.
Who do you pray to to make sure you never run out of beer? King Gambrinus of France is the patron saint of beer.
Do big boobs float? Only if they're real, because saline and silicone are usually denser than water.
What else could you put a hemi engine into? The following won Chrysler's challenge to supercharge machines with a hemi:
#4) snowblower
#3) ice machine ("Zamboni")
#2) paper shredder
#1) grill
What rodeo event is more dangerous than bullriding? Cowboy poker - four people sit in plastic chairs pretending to play poker on a plastic card table in the middle of the arena; with a bull set loose, whoever stays in their seat longest wins. It was originally invented in 1999 as a game for convicts at the Lousiana State Penitentiary. While not officially sanctioned by the Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association, regular rodeos make this an exhibition game using spectators as participants. Cautionary tale: A.D. Stromberg played cowbow poker and received 240 stitches to reattach his ear and part of his scalp in Las Cruces, New Mexico in 2002. He did win the grand prize of $200.
Can you beat a breathalyzer?
Test #1: sucking pennies - due to the copper content in a penny, which is anyway composed of 97.5% zinc since 1983; so, NO
Test #2: holding battery to tongue - NO
Test #3: chewing gum - NO; mouthwashes don't work, either, since their alcohol content can quadruple the reading
The reason that nothing works is that the breath test measures the air in the lungs and not in the mouth, and the lungs are constantly absorbing the alcohol still present in the blood.
Sobering facts:
50% of Americans will be involved in an alcohol related collision in their lifetime.
1.4 million Americans are arrested for Driving Under the Influence (DUI) every year--that's one arrest for every 137 licensed drivers in the U.S.
The minimum fine for DUI in California is around $12,000.
So what the hell is a Crushing Video? It's when you hire a dominatrix to crush you--via nut cracking, skull trampling and/or suffocation--and you tape it.
Where's the best place to take a bullet? In the arm.
Sobering facts:
16,400 murders were committed in 2006, 68% of them with firearms.
28 Americans die every die from gun violence.
Only 5% of people shot in the head survive.
Who do you pray to to make sure you never run out of beer? King Gambrinus of France is the patron saint of beer.
Do big boobs float? Only if they're real, because saline and silicone are usually denser than water.
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Tue, Nov 13, 2007
This episode of MANswers answers the following questions (note: questions are in order and are formatted as they appeared on-screen): How Can You Kill A Bear With Your Hands? How Much Does A Man Fart In A Day? What Smell Turns Women On The Most? How Can A Guy Get High Legally? Which Nationality Is Most Likely To Put Out On The First Date? How Can You Get Paid To Get A Tattoo? Who Drives Better, Men Or Women? How Do You Take A Stripper Home?