Gavin & Stacey (TV Series)
Episode #1.3 (2007)
Alison Steadman: Pam Shipman
Quotes
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Pam : And you must be Uncle Bryne... uh, Brian.
Bryn : [shaking hands with her] Bryn.
Pam : Bryn.
Bryn : It means "hill" in Welsh.
Pam : Does it really? Do you know, I've no idea what my name means in Welsh.
Nessa : Why.
Pam : Cos I don't speak the lingo, darling.
Nessa : No, in Welsh Pam means "why".
Pam : Oh.
Nessa : [thinks] Or "brick".
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Stacey : [after Gavin and Stacey announce they are getting married in Wales] What's the matter with Barry?
Pam : BARRY ISLAND? Oh, where you going to have the wedding reception? On the log flumes?
Gwen : We don't live on the actual island, Pam.
Pam : Oh, and what's on the menu for the wedding breakfast? Hot dogs and candy floss?
Gwen : What?
Pam : All served up by a gypo on a donkey?
Gwen : I beg your pardon.
Pam : Oh, don't worry about the honeymoon, just go to Butlin's.
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Pam : [to Gwen] Oh, give it a rest, you leek munching sheep shagger!