The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

The Boundary Bounders or Some Like It Shot/The Washington Whirl or Rocky Off the Record (1960)

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Gidney, Harry Galahad, Mr. Peabody, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• [Cloyd had just scrooched the Pottsylvanian sentry] 

  Gidney : Come on, Rocky.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : What about Vladimir here?

  Cloyd : Oh, he'll be all right as soon as he gets unscrooched.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, how long will that be?

  Cloyd : [looks at his scrooch gun]  About 90 minutes.

  Gidney : Cloyd, that says "years."

  Cloyd : Oh, so it does. Well.

  [chuckles] 

  Cloyd : That's certainly one on me.

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : [about Gidney and Cloyd]  But how do we make Americans out of 'em? Paint'em red, white, and blue?

• Gidney : Well, ha ha ha ha, we made it.

  Cloyd : We'll never be able to thank you enough, Rocky.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : What do you mean?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You flunked your exam, didn't you?

  Cloyd : Oh, more than that.

  Gidney : Senator Fussmussen says we shouldn't even be allowed in the country.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Oh?

  Gidney : So guess what? He's deporting us!

  Cloyd : Sending us back where we came from.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You mean the M-U-N-E, moon?

  Cloyd : That's right, and, of course, there's only one way we can get there.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : The mooseberry bush!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You're gonna go by bush? Sounds a little scratchy.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : No, Bullwinkle. We'll use the mooseberry bush to make your secret rocket fuel.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Oh, of course! It's been so long, I almost forgot the plot.

• Cloyd : We'll never get home again.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Nonsense. We're going to teach you to be Americans.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Yeah. Time we get finished, you'll look as American as I do.

  Gidney : I really rather not.