Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Walnuts and Demerol (2006)

Jessica Collins: Gloria

Quotes 

• Gloria : I am so horny right now, I can't believe it!

  Charlie Harper : Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Did you miss what just went down, *sis*?

  Gloria : Oh, come on! It's not like we're gonna get married and have a bunch of web-footed kids!

  Charlie Harper : You really have no boundaries, do you?

  Gloria : Well... I don't do fat guys.

  Charlie Harper : Interesting.

  [gets out of bed] 

  Charlie Harper : Turns out, I draw the line at incest.

  Gloria : So, you'd do a fat guy?

• Charlie Harper : [to Evelyn]  What could you possibly tell me about that would put me off? She's married? She's insane? She's a man?...

  [to Gloria] 

  Charlie Harper : You're not a man, are you?

  Gloria : No.

  Charlie Harper : Then, we're good!

• Dorothy : It's not like we couldn't expect this, given that your son has spent his adult life humping his way through the Las Vegas adult population!

  Evelyn : Oh, like this booze-addled tart is an innocent victim?

  Gloria : Hey! I'm drunk, not deaf!