Adventures of the Gummi Bears (TV Series)

Bridge on the River Gummi/Life of the Party (1989)

Corey Burton: Gruffi Gummi, Toadwart

Quotes 

• Gusto Gummi : Hey, Gruffers, don't you ever get tired of fixing these old Ancient Gummi things?

  Gruffi Gummi : Are you kiddin'? They made their stuff to last forever. It's an honor to repair *their* plumbing.

• Gruffi Gummi : The Ancient Gummis left us everything we'll ever need.

  Artie Deco : [the faucet he's repairing where Artie sits shoots up water, spraying Gusto]  Thar she blows!

  Gusto Gummi : Uh, did the Ancient Gummis happen to leave a towel?

  Gruffi Gummi : Very funny.

• Grammi Gummi : What's goin' on here, Gruffi? You're a mess.

  Gruffi Gummi : Well, you don't exactly look like you stepped out of a picture book yourself.

  Gusto Gummi : I dunno, I kinda like that look.

  Artie Deco : Yeah, if you're a scarecrow.

• Gruffi Gummi : [of the bridge]  I'll go fix it.

  Grammi Gummi : [handing him a piece of wood]  Good luck. Here's what left of it.

  Gruffi Gummi : Gee, thanks.

• Gusto Gummi : Well, Gruffeangelo, what do you think?

  Gruffi Gummi : I think you're a couple o'gummiberries short of a loud, Gusto.

• Toadwart : Ooh. Can Toadie have a turn too?

  Duke Igthorn : [swats him aside]  This isn't a toy, you mental midget; it's the ultimate weapon.

  Toadwart : That's what you said last week.

  Duke Igthorn : True, but with this, I can finally decimate Dunwyn, defeat Gregor, and...

  Toadwart : Have a handy weenie roast?

• Toadwart : [the machine crashes into a wall]  Hm, looked smaller in catalogue.

• Toadwart : As you command, O Commanding One.

• Gruffi Gummi : Sorry, no time to eat.

  Tummi Gummi : [Gasps]  There's always time to eat.

• Toadwart : Perhaps load too heavy for weenie ogres.

  Duke Igthorn : You might be right, Toadwart; let's lighten it up.

  [throws him out of the wagon] 

  Toadwart : Toadie wish Dukie would lighten up.

• Gruffi Gummi : It's just like you not to get the big picture.

  Grammi Gummi : [taking a portrait off to wall to aim at him]  I'll give you the big picture, Gruffi Gummi.

• Gruffi Gummi : Ah, I love the smell of mortar in the morning.

• Duke Igthorn : How nice of those Gummi bears to provide us with a shortcut to Dunwyn.

  Toadwart : Clever bears think of everything.

• Tummi Gummi : And I hate to bring up my broken bagpipes.

  Gruffi Gummi : Then don't!

• Gruffi Gummi : [feeling the ground shake]  Guess I'm a little nervous.

• Toadwart : [Igthorn catches him as they fall to the river]  Oh, Dukie, you do care.

• Gusto Gummi : [last lines: "Bridge on the River Gummi]  Just picture this: Mount Gummore. Huge Gummi heads, carved in the side of a mountain. One bear could look just like you...

  Gruffi Gummi : No thanks, Gusto. My head's not *that* big anymore.

• Duke Igthorn : Don't be such a coward.

  Toadwart : Why not? Toadie so good at it.

• Duke Igthorn : Remember, let me do the talking.

  Toadwart : No problem. Toadie just stick to screaming and pleading.

• Toadwart : You're on, Lightning Lips.

• Lady Bane : No one touches my things. Clear?

  Toadwart : Painfully.

• Lady Bane : You know of these bears?

  Duke Igthorn : Ah, they tremble at the sight of me.

  Toadwart : They how come Gummies always turn up - ah!

  [Igthorn kicks him] 

  Toadwart : Like he said, sitting ducks.

• Gruffi Gummi : We need the sap of that crazy tree to seal the skylight. And if you don't find it, this place is gonna be swimming in anchovies.

• Toadwart : Please, Your Smittenness, it be impossible to get dilapidated Drekmore in tiptop shape for nitpicky lady.

• Duke Igthorn : I want her to see that I am a man of elegance and style.

  Toadwart : Toadie's point exactly, Your Obtusity. Ogres know zilch about elegance and style.

  Duke Igthorn : [drops a book on him]  Then it's your job to teach them.

  Toadwart : Enthusiastic Toadie can hardly wait.

• Duke Igthorn : [he slaps his face to stop him jabbering]  Thank you, Toadwart. I don't know what came over me.

  Toadwart : Same here.

• Toadwart : Go get her, Irresistibilitude.

• Duke Igthorn : Apologies, my lady, it won't happen again.

  Toadwart : [lying on his back after Igthorn roughhoused him]  You got that right.

• Gruffi Gummi : [last lines: "Life of the Party"]  Well, it could be worse.

  Zummi Gummi : How?

  Gruffi Gummi : Jiffy Tree Day could come twice a year.