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Corner Gas (TV Series)
Two Degrees of Separation (2006)
Brent Butt: Brent Leroy
Quotes
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[Brent tries to trick his employee, Wanda, who is short, into giving away her height]
Brent LeRoy : Hey, Wanda, I need to check some tax information.
Wanda Dollard : Shoot.
Brent LeRoy : [shows her a form] Is this your social insurance number?
Wanda Dollard : Yup.
Brent LeRoy : And you were born in Saskatchewan?
Wanda Dollard : Uh huh.
Brent LeRoy : And what's your height?
Wanda Dollard : Seven foot three.
Brent LeRoy : Aha! You fell right into... Oh. Well played.
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Brent LeRoy : [after another ploy to learn Wanda's height has backfired thanks to Hank] I don't know why I involve you in my schemes.
Hank Yarbo : Well, maybe you're afraid of success on some level.
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Hank Yarbo : What if the robber shoots Brent? Then he can't read the decal.
Davis Quinton : If it's an armed robbery, then they call in a special unit. Not my problem.
Brent LeRoy : That's a relief.
Hank Yarbo : All right. Okay. What if they beat up Brent so badly he can't read the decal?
Brent LeRoy : Why would they beat me up?
Hank Yarbo : You tried to put up a fight. You had to be a big man.
Davis Quinton : Don't be a hero, Brent. Let the sticker do its work.
Hank Yarbo : I thought you said it was a decal.
Davis Quinton : I'm trying to use terms he'll understand.
Brent LeRoy : This is comforting. I've already been shot and beaten up.
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Hank Yarbo : [Davis places a security sticker on the wall] What's this?
Brent LeRoy : A security sticker.
Davis Quinton : We actually say decal. But to you, yes, a sticker. See? If I was a robber, you'd know how tall I was.
Brent LeRoy : If you were the robber, I'd say, "Davis robbed me."
Davis Quinton : I'd be wearin' a mask. Give me some credit.