Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility (2006)
Ryan Stiles: Dr. Herb Melnick
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Quotes
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Alan Harper : Have you guys considered eloping to Vegas?
Dr. Herb Melnick : No, we haven't...
Alan Harper : Now, I know what you're thinking... tacky, tacky. But, actually, it isn't. It's classy and very romantic.
Charlie Harper : Yeah. Some of the hotels have those big mirrored walls. It's like watching your ass bob up and down in IMAX.
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Dr. Herb Melnick : The thing is, I'm... I'm just not sure I'm ready to be a stepfather.
Alan Harper : Oh. Oh, sure you are! You'll be terrific! Right, Charlie?
Charlie Harper : Trust us. As long as there's food in the fridge and money in your wallet, you'll own the little peckerhead.
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Alan Harper : I would like to propose a toast. To Jake!
Dr. Herb Melnick : [Drunk] Ah, Jake's great!
Alan Harper : And to Judith!
Dr. Herb Melnick : [Drunk] Absolutely! Judith's great, too!
Alan Harper : And to your upcoming marriage!
Dr. Herb Melnick : [pause] Ah, sure. What the hell?
