SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Survival of the Idiots/Dumped (2001)
Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star, Rex
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Quotes
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SpongeBob SquarePants : All right, Pinhead. Your time is up.
Patrick : Who are you calling Pinhead? I wanna be Dirty Dan.
SpongeBob SquarePants : What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
Patrick : I'm dirty.
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[trying to open the frozen lock on Sandy's tree dome, SpongeBob pulls hard and is unsuccessful]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Tartar sauce. The lock's frozen shut.
Patrick : Here, let me try.
[walks over and extends his arms toward the door]
Patrick : Open sesame.
[pause]
Patrick : Well, I've done all I could do.
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[last lines]
Patrick : I'm sorry, SpongeBob, but Gary's with me now. You had your chance and you failed. You have to stop living in the past.
[Takes off pants, puts them in washing machine]
Patrick : It's what Gary wants, and what Gary wants is me. Right, Gary? Gary?
[Gary has gone inside the washing machine, burrowing his head into the back pocket of Patrick's shorts]
Patrick : He only like me for my shorts!
SpongeBob SquarePants : No, Patrick. He wanted the cookie in your pocket.
Gary : [Crawls towards SpongeBob] Meow.
SpongeBob SquarePants : G-G-Gary?
Gary : Burp! Meow.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Aw, Gary! I knew you'd never leave me. Let's go for a walk, pal.
[They leave]
Patrick : [sad music plays while a devastated Patrick watches them] Gary? I thought what we had was special...!
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Patrick : Hold it right there, DadMom AngryPants!
SpongeBob : What's that supposed to mean?
Patrick : I don't know. but I do know Gary knows who he wants to go with. Now I suggest you put him down and let *him* choose.
SpongeBob : Fine, but I would like to remind *him* who it was that fed him, and housed him, and sat at his bedside when he was sick, and massaged his eyestalks when his eyes were sore. Okay, Gary, go ahead, show him. Okay, Gary, come to me! Come on! Come on, Gary! Come on, come here, Gary!
[Gary turns around]
SpongeBob : Oh, uh, wr-wrong way, Gary.
[sad music starts; Gary moves closer to Patrick]
SpongeBob : G-Gary, turn around, Gary, turn around. Gary, no.
[growing sad]
SpongeBob : Gary, no! No, no, no! Don't do it, Gary!
[falls over and cries]
SpongeBob : No, Gary!
[Gary climbs onto Patrick]
Patrick : Well, well, well - I guess that answers that question. So long, SpongeBob. Gary and me got stuff to do.
[walks away]
SpongeBob : Okay, fine! If that's the way you want to thank me...
[crying]
SpongeBob : for all that I've done.
[Pat's rock falls down into place. Cut to Sponge's darkened room where Sponge is on his bed looking down at Gary's bowl. He sheds a tear into it]
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SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't get it. How can Sandy survive these intense conditions year after year?
Patrick : Maybe she just ignores it.
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[SpongeBob and Patrick see snow inside Sandy's treedome]
SpongeBob SquarePants : What is this stuff?
Patrick : It's a swirling wonderland of sparkling, white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of confort and excitement as you have never felt before.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Wow, Patrick. That was beautiful.
Patrick : What? I was just reading this candy wrapper. See?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Look what's in Sandy's bed.
Patrick : It looks like an overinflated Sandy doll.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I think this thing is Sandy.
Patrick : Hibernation must mean the opposite of beauty sleep.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Come on, Patrick. We shouldn't disturb her anymore.
Patrick : That's not disturbing. This is disturbing.
[Makes a face from the folds in his back and makes it talk]
Patrick : Hi, SpongeBob. My name is PatBack.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [Laugh] That is really disturbing.
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Patrick : I'm so cold that I'm shivering.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm so cold that I can use my nose drippings as a pair of chopsticks.
Patrick : I'm so cold that... I'm shivering.
