Family Guy (TV Series)
Hell Comes to Quahog (2006)
David Boat: Alex the Lion, Richard Gere
Quotes
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Man : Dude, this car kicks ass, and I can watch Madagascar while I'm driving.
Alex the Lion : What kind of music do you like, Gloria?
Gloria the Hippo : Hippo-hop. WOOHOO! Yeah, baby!
Man : Dude, those animals are so fucking funny they make me wanna merge without looking!
[merges and causes a fiery pile-up behind him]
Man : Yeah, Rumsfeld!
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Peter Griffin : [after receiving news that he's being laid off] Man, this sucks worse than Easter Sunday at Richard Gere's house.
[flashback to Peter and Richard Gere standing outside. An Easter egg is lying on the ground in front of Peter]
Richard Gere : Okay, find the Easter egg.
Peter Griffin : I know where it is. It's in your butt!
Richard Gere : No.
Peter Griffin : Yeah... I know the story. It's in your butt!
Richard Gere : Mr. Griffin, if you'd just look on the ground for five seconds, I'm sure you'd find it.
Peter Griffin : Nope, in your butt!
Richard Gere : Look, I'm tired of this stupid rumor!
Peter Griffin : In your butt!
Richard Gere : Mr. Griffin...
Peter Griffin : [interrupting] Butt!
Richard Gere : Mr. Griffin...
Peter Griffin : [interrupting] Butt!
Richard Gere : You know what? Just get the hell out of here!
Peter Griffin : Fine! Weirdo!
[a rodent crawls out from Richard Gere's pant legs, grabs the Easter Egg, and runs back into the pant legs]