Who's sober enough to drive?
OK, who's drunk, but that special kind of drunk, that you're a better driver because you know you're drunk. You know the kinda drunk that you probably shouldn't drive but you do anyway, because... come on, you gotta get a car home, right, I mean what do they expect me to do? Take a bus? Is that what they want? For me to take a bus? Well screw that! You take a bus!
I'm that kind of drunk.
"A Fifth of Beethoven"
by Walter Murphy
based on "Symphony No. 5" by Ludwig van Beethoven See more