Leave It to Beaver (TV Series)

Larry's Club (1960)

Robert 'Rusty' Stevens: Larry Mondello

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Quotes 

• Mrs. Margaret Mondello : Did you find out where Beaver was?

  Larry Mondello : [Larry is tearing a rag into strips]  Yeah, I'm pretty sure what he was doin', the rat.

  Mrs. Margaret Mondello : Why Larry, he's your best friend. How could you say that?

  Larry Mondello : 'Cause he is a rat. He's a triple-dirty rat, and eats rotten food.

  Mrs. Margaret Mondello : [as Larry continues ripping the rag to pieces]  Oh stop that Larry, you're making me nervous.

  Larry Mondello : Yeah, just about everything I do makes you nervous.

  Mrs. Margaret Mondello : Now Larry, what happened between you and Beaver?

  Larry Mondello : Well, Harold and some of the other guys at school got up a club, and they were whisperin', and I heard Beaver was goin' over this morning and join. That's why the rat wasn't home.

  Mrs. Margaret Mondello : [outraged]  Well! Nobody's going to keep my little boy out of a club. I'll just call Harold's mother and insist that they let you join.

  Larry Mondello : But gee, Mom, if you went and did that, how could I go make believe I didn't care about their smelly old club?

  Mrs. Margaret Mondello : Now Larry, dear, you mustn't let this upset you. All those boys are going to be very sorry some day when you're head of a big company.

  Larry Mondello : Sure they are, but in the meantime, what am I going to do in my weekends?