Doug (TV Series)

Doug Throws a Party/Doug Way Out West (1993)

Constance Shulman: Patti Mayonnaise

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Quotes 

• Douglas 'Doug' Yancy Funnie : [Stand up against Roger]  I can't. I'm not gonna do it.

  Roger Klotz : Baby!

  [Doug's friends breathe a sigh of relief] 

  Patti Mayonnaise : I think that's the most grown-up thing anyone's done all night. It was sweet not to do it, Doug.

  Connie Benge : Sweet not to do what?

  Roger Klotz : Not to do THIS!

  [Roger pulls Connie's hat off her head, revealing her dreadful haircut] 

  Connie Benge : [screaming]  AAAAAAH!

  [Roger laughs at Connie's humiliation until the latter then slugs him in the stomach, nearly knocking the wind out of him] 

  Connie Benge : [snatches her hat back; furious]  Why don't you grow up, you big BABY!

  Roger Klotz : [gasping]  Excuse me...