Destroy All Humans! 2 (2006 Video Game)

Courtenay Taylor: Natalya, Prudence Kane

Quotes 

• Crypto : So you're a secret agent huh? Well I got got a 'package' that needs delivering. For your eyes only.

  Natalya Ivanova : I have four knives concealed on my body and I'm lethal with all of them. Concentrate!

  Crypto : Oooh... I think I'm in love...

• Crypto : What was... What was that all about? Oh, my freakin' head... This gas is noxious. Smells like Pox's underwear. Don't ask me how I know that. Hey... Hey, what the... Damn dirty apes! Where the hell am I?

  Natalya Ivanova : You're in the ABCESS Mental Reconditioning Facility, under the streets of Albion. Looks like I got here just in time. Now come on, spaceman, move your ass!

  Crypto : I don't get it. Why are you helping me?

  Natalya Ivanova : Because I know now, you're the only one I can trust. Anyway, who else is going to rescue you?

• Crypto : Cryptography, huh? So they finally wised up and started studying yours truly.

  Natalya Ivanova : Sorry, tovarisch, but cryptography is the study of secret codes.

• Natalya Ivanova : Crypto is sweet... well he's not sweet but he's kind... Okay, he's not kind but he's cute... in a mutated rodent sort of way.

• Natalya Ivanova : Sergei is the kind of guy you date, not the kind you marry. And Crypto's not even the type you date. Actually, Crypto's not even a man.

• Crypto : So, you me, jacuzzi, chocolate syrup... what do you say?

  Natalya Ivanova : I'm allergic to chocolate.

  Crypto : No kidding... that's gotta suck.

  Natalya Ivanova : Eh, soviet chocolate tastes like mud anyway. And I have to fit into this outfit.

  Crypto : And on behalf of oversexed aliens everywhere let me just say thank you.

• Natalya Ivanova : What are the codes?

  Crypto : Eye... Love... Ewe.

  Natalya Ivanova : Not now Crypto, we have work to do. Tell me the secret codes.

  Crypto : Those are the codes. Also, who's on first, what's on second and I don't know's on third.

• Crypto : You're the most infuriating female monkey I ever met.

  Natalya Ivanova : See that's the problem with you. To you I am always female monkey. Why can't I just be monkey?

  Crypto : Be whatever you want, I just don't want you to be a dead monkey!

  Natalya Ivanova : Crypto... that's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.

  Crypto : Well I just don't wanna lose my shot at the pink ball that's all.

• Natalya Ivanova : Can you sneak us in?

  Agent Sergei : You and your little sidekick? I don't see how. Maybe if it were just you and me.

  Natalya Ivanova : Jealousy, Sergei?

  Agent Sergei : Though the flames may fade, the embers still smolder, even in the tundra.

• Crypto : Hey, Nat, if i said you had a great body would you hold it against me?

  Natalya Ivanova : Crypto, I like you. but I will neuter you if I have to.

  Crypto : Fair enough.

• Natalya Ivanova : Crypto! Thank Lenin you're here! The worst has come to pass! Sergei is infected!

  Crypto : Aw, for cryin' out... Tell me you used protection! Or don't they teach sex-ed in the Young Pioneers?

  Natalya Ivanova : Kakaya zadnitza! I'm not talking about STDs! He's has been infected with alien spores!

• Crypto : Hey dollface, you seen my new weapon yet?

  Natalya Ivanova : Da Crypto. Very impressive.

  Crypto : Well, you know what they say, big guns, large arsenal.

  Natalya Ivanova : Crypto, that may be the clumsiest piece of innuendo you ever attempted.

  Crypto : Thanks, I wrote it myself.

• Crypto : The Blisk are...

  Natalya Ivanova : Planning to turn Earth into an irradaited waterworld? I know.

  Crypto : Oh. Well the good news is Pox has...

  Natalya Ivanova : Developed a virus to use against the Blisk?

  Crypto : Yeah, how d'ya know?

  Natalya Ivanova : I'm a spy, it's what I do.

• Crypto : Hey Nat, I got to ask, how do you get into that suit?

  Natalya Ivanova : Shoehorns and vaseline baby.

  Crypto : Aaah... if that's a pick-up line then we're a match made in heaven.

• Natalya Ivanova : Alright spaceman, you line them up, I'll knock them down.

  Crypto : No offence dollface but shouldn't it be the other way around?

  Natalya Ivanova : Crypto, I was the best shot in my class and I once fought my way out of an East German football riot wearing a West German jersey. I'm not a sidekick. No offence taken.

• Crypto : Okay hippies, hand over Coyote Bongwater, or I heat me up some hippie smores!

  Prudence Kane : Whoah... we got ourselves a narc over here! Hey Narc, why don't you go back to Narc Central?

  Crypto : Ouch... that hurts.

  Prudence Kane : Just the kind of answer I expected... from a narc!

• Natalya Ivanova : My mind says Sergei, but my body says... no, that can't be right.

• Natalya Ivanova : You think it is easy being a female super-spy? Try finding maxi pads in Minsk at two in the morning!