Benson (TV Series)
Benson in the Hospital (1980)
Inga Swenson: Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus
Quotes
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Peter 'Pete' John Downey : [Pete is hungry and sees the food for Katie's cat] Hey, food.
Benson DuBois : I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
[Pete starts eating the cat food]
Peter 'Pete' John Downey : What a great publicity idea. Governor sells mansion treasures to feed poor.
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : How's this, Governor's aide stops eating to feed poor.
Peter 'Pete' John Downey : [Referring to the food he is eating] This is great. It's kind of tangy. What is it?
Benson DuBois : Don't eat too much of it. It'll make you frisky.
Peter 'Pete' John Downey : Really good. What's it called anyway?
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Kitty liver surprise.
Peter 'Pete' John Downey : [Pete puts down the cat food] You mean I'm eating pet food?
Benson DuBois : Step up from your regular diet, huh?
Peter 'Pete' John Downey : [Pete runs from kitchen] Yuck! I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
Benson DuBois : You don't have to. You can have a milk-bone.
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Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : Miss Kraus, do we have anymore tunafish?
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Ja, but it would spoil your lunch.
Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : But, it's not for me. It's for my new kitten, Napoleon.
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Oh, I got something special for him at the supermarket.
Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : Kitty liver surprise.
Benson DuBois : Looks like Army food.
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : It say here it will keep him happy and frisky.
Benson DuBois : It certainly isn't Army food.
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Benson DuBois : This inventory's gonna kill me.
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Don't get my hopes up.
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Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : [Katie comes into the mansion living room where Kraus and Benson are conducting an inventory] Miss Kraus, have you seen my kitten?
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : No, Liebchen.
Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : [Katie turns to Benson. Benson is inventorying a closet] Benson, is Napoleon in there?
Benson DuBois : Sweetheart I wouldn't be surprised if Teddy Roosevelt was in here.