Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin (2006)
April Bowlby: Kandi
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Quotes
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Charlie Harper : So, how big a difference are we talking about ?
Kandi : It's *huge*.
Charlie Harper : Really?
Kandi : Oh, yeah. With you, sex is kinda like going on Space Mountain. It's a good ride, but there's never any real danger.
[Charlie looks a little puzzled]
Kandi : With Alan, it's like being in the back seat of a car driven by a really smart kangaroo. He may go up on the curb a couple of times, but he'll get you there.
Charlie Harper : Okay. Thanks for clearing that up.
[Kandi leaves room]
Charlie Harper : [knowing he's won] There's a two hour wait for Space Mountain.
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Charlie Harper : Isn't there something you could be doing?
Berta : Well...
[turns to look at Kandi]
Berta : I could go rub some oil on her, but I don't trust myself.
Charlie Harper : Berta, please don't take this the wrong way, but it's been a long time for me... and you're starting to turn me on.
Berta : I'm outta here.
Kandi : [Kandi enters the kitchen as Berta is leaving] Hi, Berta!
Berta : Hey, baby.