The Royle Family (TV Series)

Dad's Birthday (1998)

Jessica Hynes: Cheryl Carroll

Quotes 

• Cheryl Carroll : What have you given me Mam? She's gone as giddy as a kipper.

  Barbara Royle : Oh, she's had a mug of Pomagne.

  Cheryl Carroll : Oh, I love Pomagne.

  Barbara Royle : Oh, I'm sorry, love. There's none left. There's a can of lager going begging.

  Cheryl Carroll : Oh, no thanks, Barbara, I'm dieting. Me Mam's sponsoring me.

  Jim Royle : How much do you owe her?

  [chuckles] 

• Denise Royle : Cheryl, you look absolutely gorgeous.

  Barbara Royle : Oh, I love the way you've done your eyes. What have you used?

  Cheryl Carroll : It's Boots own Number 7.

  Dave Best : What's on the other eye?

  [Jim chuckles] 

• Denise Royle : What time are we going down the Feathers?

  Jim Royle : Well, as soon as you're ready.

  Cheryl Carroll : Right, I'll nip home and make meself beautiful.

  Jim Royle : Oh, are you just coming for last orders then?

  [chuckles to himself]