The Royle Family (TV Series)

Dad's Birthday (1998)

Caroline Aherne: Denise Royle

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Quotes 

• Denise Royle : Well, I don't care what anybody is. I don't care whether they're gay, straight or Australian. It's what they're like as a person that matters.

  Jim Royle : Alright, Barb, steady on there, will ya. It's not bloody Live Aid, ya know. It's just me bloody birthday.

• Denise Royle : Cheryl, you look absolutely gorgeous.

  Barbara Royle : Oh, I love the way you've done your eyes. What have you used?

  Cheryl Carroll : It's Boots own Number 7.

  Dave Best : What's on the other eye?

  [Jim chuckles] 

• Denise Royle : What time are we going down the Feathers?

  Jim Royle : Well, as soon as you're ready.

  Cheryl Carroll : Right, I'll nip home and make meself beautiful.

  Jim Royle : Oh, are you just coming for last orders then?

  [chuckles to himself]