Corner Gas (TV Series)
Bean There (2006)
Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard
Quotes
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Hank Yarbo : I could save up and buy a Lamborghini.
Wanda Dollard : You have to save up to buy linguini. You can't afford that magazine... I should have said "magazini". "Linguini", then "magazini". Oh, that would've been great! Could we do it again?
Brent LeRoy : No. Look, Hank, if you want to shoot for the moon, you go ahead.
Hank Yarbo : All I want is a sports car. Let's not get carried away with the space travel, huh?
Wanda Dollard : You'll never have a Lamborghini, you weenie, because your brain is teeny.
Brent LeRoy : The moment's gone now.
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Wanda Dollard : [Wanda and Hank arrive at a barbecue for Lamborghini owners] Are you saying that we're supposed to own Lamborghinis?
Hank Yarbo : If you want to soar with the eagles, you gotta pretend to be one.
Wanda Dollard : So you're dragging me into a potentially embarrassing web of lies?
Hank Yarbo : Relax. There'll be food.
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Wanda Dollard : [Wanda trolls for a husband at the barbecue] A surgeon, huh? Wow! Your, uh, wife must be really proud.
Lamborghini Owner #1 : I'm divorced.
Wanda Dollard : Really?
Lamborghini Owner #1 : She took every cent I had.
Wanda Dollard : I was told there'd be food.
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Hank Yarbo : [about bluffing their way through the Lamborghini barbecue] We make a pretty good team.
Wanda Dollard : I make a pretty good team. You choke like Tennessee Williams on a bottle cap.
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Hank Yarbo : Don't tell me you're still upset at me because I told a bunch of people about a Lamborghini you don't have and now they're coming here to see it. Oh. Actually, now that I said that out loud, it does sound kind of bad.
Wanda Dollard : We should just go. We should leave town and not be here when they get here... Could you forget I said "we"?
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Lamborghini Owner #2 : [Wanda and Hank take Lamborghini Owner #2 to see Wanda's "Lamborghini", i.e. something covered up by a tarpaulin] I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that's not a Lamborghini.
Wanda Dollard : You know, sometimes things start out innocently and then just spin out of control.
Hank Yarbo : You want to see a Lamborghini? I'll show you a Lamborghini.
[He pulls aside the tarpaulin]
Wanda Dollard : HOLY CRAP! A LAMBORGHINI!
[Lamborghini Owner #2 stares at her]
Wanda Dollard : It just always impresses me when I see it!
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Hank Yarbo : Look, don't worry. I got a plan. Check it out. They come out here, we shoot the breeze, and then we show them the Lamborghini.
Wanda Dollard : What Lamborghini?
Hank Yarbo : We get one.
Wanda Dollard : How?
Hank Yarbo : That's where you come in.
Wanda Dollard : So your plan relies heavily on me having a plan?
Hank Yarbo : What? I worked it all out. You gotta do one thing.