Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

The Wild World of Batwoman (1993)

Michael J. Nelson: Mike Nelson

Quotes 

• Batwoman : Stay where you are.

  Rat Fink : All right, I will.

  Mike Nelson : Ah, the compliant villain. Can-do.

• Mike Nelson : What'd I miss?

  Crow T. Robot : Only the best credits ever.

• Mike Nelson : And should Miss Grandy come into Johnny's bedroom uninvited and bodiless?

• [watching "The Wild World of Batwoman"] 

  Crow T. Robot : So, Mike, this is hell.

  Mike Nelson : Yup.

• [During a musical sequence on "Wild World of Batwoman"] 

  Mike Nelson : [singing]  And yes, the devil made this movie for you.

• [watching girls dance in "The Wild World of Batwoman"] 

  Mike Nelson : We're in the middle of a k.d. lang fantasy here.

• Gypsy : Tom! C'mon, Tom. Sure Crow's made a mistake, but we should have compassion. Remember, my gumball-headed young friend, The quality of mercy is not strained; It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath.

  Tom Servo : Gypsy, he stole from YOUR essay.

  Gypsy : Really?... FRY HIM! FRY HIM! I WANT HIS FAMILY DEAD! I WANT HIS HOUSE BURNED TO THE GROUND!

  Mike Nelson : Gypsy, calm down. This isn't getting us anywhere.