The Simpsons (TV Series)
So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show (1993)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Pagan Son, Pagans' Neighbour's Son
Quotes
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Bart Simpson : I'll fool you up real nice.
Homer : You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingist day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
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Dr. Hibbert : You were veterinarian?
Doctor : That's right. And for an extra twenty dollars, I'll give Homer a tick bath and spay him.
Bart Simpson : Here you go, doc.
[offering cash to the doctor]
Marge Simpson : Bart!
Bart Simpson : Shop around - you can't beat that price.
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Bart Simpson : Dad, it's all my fault. I shook up that can of beer. It was just an April Fools joke.
[Life support machine starts to change from showing Homer's life signs to outlines of Bart. His mouth begins to form a growl, his fingers twitch and his eyes slowly open in anger]
Homer : Why, you little...!
[angrily strangles Bart. Marge, Lisa and Maggie arrive in the room]
Marge Simpson : Homie, you're alright!
Lisa Simpson : We're a family again!
[Marge happily embraces Lisa and Maggie while Homer angrily continues to strangle Bart]