Corner Gas (TV Series)
Telescope Trouble (2006)
Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows
Quotes
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Lacey Burrows : Brent, be nice to Terry. I had to pull some strings. There's a waiting list.
Brent Leroy : He's just a door guy. He's not Copernius.
Lacey Burrows : Who?
Brent Leroy : Invented meteor clouds.
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Lacey Burrows : He's a genius. He's like Pakernius.
Hank Yarbo : Who?
Lacey Burrows : He's big in space.
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Brent Leroy : I should fix it myself.
Lacey Burrows : Oh, no no no no no. You will void the warranty and Terry won't service it. Plus, you'd hurt your delicate hands.
Brent Leroy : Delicate? What are you talking about? Look at that paw! Look at that mitt! That's a working man's hand!
Lacey Burrows : [Lacey feels his hand] Ooh, that's soft.
Brent Leroy : Well that one is a little girly, but *this* one is trouble!
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Lacey Burrows : Brent, did you fiddle with your hinge?
Brent Leroy : I beg your pardon, ma'am.
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Wanda Dollard : Hey Lacey, wanna go to a meteor shower?
Lacey Burrows : Do I have to buy a present?
Wanda Dollard : Never mind.
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[First lines]
Lacey Burrows : Hey Brent - wanta try something new?
Brent Leroy : Cool, little packages! It's like astronaut food.
Lacey Burrows : It's coffee flavor, for your coffee.
Brent Leroy : But coffee already tastes like coffee. Like, a lot.
Lacey Burrows : No, it's not the flavor of coffee, it's to flavor your coffee. You put it in your coffee for a burst of authentic flavor.
Brent Leroy : [reads package] "Irish Cream" - what's in Irish Cream anyway?
Oscar Leroy : It's booze!
Brent Leroy : There's booze in here?
Lacey Burrows : No!
Brent Leroy : So it's fake.
Lacey Burrows : Yes! But authentic.
Oscar Leroy : I tried one - I liked it. Kinda fruity.
Lacey Burrows : [looks at package] That's because it's jam, Oscar.
Brent Leroy : How are things at NASA?
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Hank Yarbo : Why'd you tell Brent to hire a door fixer?
Lacey Burrows : This seems hard for people to get their head around, but because the door needs fixing.
Hank Yarbo : Yeah but hiring a guy takes away his respect.
Lacey Burrows : So?
Hank Yarbo : So!... I don't get much respect. The respect I do get is Brent's extra respect. The crumbs off the table. You can't take that away! It's, my respect crumbs!
Lacey Burrows : But you've been making fun of him more than anybody.
Hank Yarbo : That's because it's funny!... But I hate myself for it.
Lacey Burrows : The male ego is a fragile thing.
Hank Yarbo : Yeah it's like a delicate flower. A rugged, delicate flower.