Family Guy (TV Series)
I Take Thee, Quagmire (2006)
Mila Kunis: Meg Griffin
Quotes
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Peter Griffin : All right, boys. It's my maid's last night, so we gotta make the most of it. Now, I filled this watermelon with chocolate pudding and M-80 firecrackers.
[cut to the family room, where Meg sits on the couch]
Peter Griffin : Hey, Meg. Will you hold this for Daddy?
Meg Griffin : Okay. Why?
Peter Griffin : Uh, it's a present. It's a "thanks for being such a sweetie" watermelon. So you'll hang onto that?
Meg Griffin : Yeah, sure.
[he runs away giggling]
Meg Griffin : This is weird. Am I supposed to eat this?
[she shrieks as it explodes]
Meg Griffin : I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
Peter Griffin : Oh, maid!
Joan the Maid : [coming in and seeing the mess] Oh, my God!