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I Take Thee, Quagmire 

Quagmire falls in love with and marries the maid that Peter won on a game show only to find out that she's a psycho and must figure out a way to get out of it.


Seth MacFarlane (created by), Seth MacFarlane (developed by) | 4 more credits »

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Episode cast overview, first billed only:
Seth MacFarlane ... Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire / Chinese Man / Founding Father (voice)
Alex Borstein ... Lois Griffin (voice)
Seth Green ... Chris Griffin / Ricky (voice)
Mila Kunis ... Meg Griffin (voice)
Adam Carolla ... Death (voice)
Stephan Cox Stephan Cox ... Pat Sajak (voice)
Bryan Cranston ... Hal (voice)
Ralph Garman ... Various (voice)
Darrel Heath ... Screaming Black Dolphin 2 (voice)
Mike Henry ... Cleveland Brown (voice)
Beth Littleford ... Lois / Mother at Park (voice)
Christy Carlson Romano ... Quagmire's One-Night-Stand (voice) (as Christy Romano)
Danny Smith Danny Smith ... Various (voice)
Nicole Sullivan ... Joan the Maid (voice)
Fred Tatasciore ... Various (voice)


Quagmire falls in love with and marries the maid that Peter won on a game show only to find out that she's a psycho and must figure out a way to get out of it.

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Sindarin | English | Spanish

Release Date:

12 March 2006 (USA) See more »

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1.33 : 1
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Did You Know?


The title is based on a line from the Christian marriage vows recited by the bride and the groom: "I Take Thee..." See more »


Glen Quagmire: I gotta find a way out of this marriage. Cleveland, how did you get out of yours?
Cleveland Brown: You slept with my wife.
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References Joey (2004) See more »


Wheel of Fortune Theme Song
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Subtle with some great TV and film references. And a must-see for Quagmire fans.
28 April 2006 | by legendlengthSee all my reviews

As a huge fan of the series, this episode has to be my favorite. The first half of the episode is virtually reference after reference. The main story regarding Quagmire is only shown for a handful of seconds between the hilarious TV and movie references, with some great what-ifs. The final act is mainly about the Quagmire plot, which I still enjoyed.

I found the general feel of this episode to be more zany, crazy than the usual style and at the same time more subtle. Even though this method of humor is sometimes risky because of the way it can stretch characters in damaging ways (like in later seasons of the Simpons when Homer became more wacky and out of character), this episode still gave me huge laughs. Nonetheless, I am sure it will be quite hit or miss with the audience because of this style chosen. My comment does link in to the main plot for this episode, as Quagmire's character is stretched beyond what you might expect!

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