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I Take Thee, Quagmire 

Quagmire falls in love with and marries the maid that Peter won on a game show only to find out that she's a psycho and must figure out a way to get out of it.


Seth MacFarlane (created by), Seth MacFarlane (developed by) | 4 more credits »




Episode cast overview, first billed only:
Seth MacFarlane ... Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire / Chinese Man / Founding Father (voice)
Alex Borstein ... Lois Griffin (voice)
Seth Green ... Chris Griffin / Ricky (voice)
Mila Kunis ... Meg Griffin (voice)
Adam Carolla ... Death (voice)
Stephan Cox Stephan Cox ... Pat Sajak (voice)
Bryan Cranston ... Hal (voice)
Ralph Garman ... Various (voice)
Darrel Heath ... Screaming Black Dolphin 2 (voice)
Mike Henry ... Cleveland Brown (voice)
Beth Littleford ... Lois / Mother at Park (voice)
Christy Carlson Romano ... Quagmire's One-Night-Stand (voice) (as Christy Romano)
Danny Smith Danny Smith ... Founding Father #2 (voice)
Nicole Sullivan ... Joan the Maid (voice)
Fred Tatasciore ... Various (voice)


Quagmire falls in love with and marries the maid that Peter won on a game show only to find out that she's a psycho and must figure out a way to get out of it.

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Animation | Comedy


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The title is based on a line from the Christian marriage vows recited by the bride and the groom: "I Take Thee..." See more »


Lois Griffin: [trying to wean Stewie off breast milk] Tonight we're going to try formula instead.
[Stewie sucks on the bottle, but immediately spits the contents out]
Stewie Griffin: Ugh! That's more disgusting than when Peter went through that Daisy Dukes phase.
[cutaway; Brian and Stewie are on the couch, when Peter enters dressed like Daisy Duke]
Peter Griffin: So, who's up for some hoops at the park, huh? Oh, there you are. Come here, you basketball.
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Spoofs Beauty and the Beast (1991) See more »


Wheel of Fortune Theme Song
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Subtle with some great TV and film references. And a must-see for Quagmire fans.
28 April 2006 | by legendlengthSee all my reviews

As a huge fan of the series, this episode has to be my favorite. The first half of the episode is virtually reference after reference. The main story regarding Quagmire is only shown for a handful of seconds between the hilarious TV and movie references, with some great what-ifs. The final act is mainly about the Quagmire plot, which I still enjoyed.

I found the general feel of this episode to be more zany, crazy than the usual style and at the same time more subtle. Even though this method of humor is sometimes risky because of the way it can stretch characters in damaging ways (like in later seasons of the Simpons when Homer became more wacky and out of character), this episode still gave me huge laughs. Nonetheless, I am sure it will be quite hit or miss with the audience because of this style chosen. My comment does link in to the main plot for this episode, as Quagmire's character is stretched beyond what you might expect!

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Release Date:

12 March 2006 (USA) See more »

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