The Simpsons (TV Series)
The War of the Simpsons (1991)
Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Marge's Friend, Imaginary Party Guest #1, Bait Shop Owner, Chief in McBain Movie, Snake
Quotes
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[a la "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"]
Gloria S. : Johnny-boy hasn't been able to cut it, man-wise, for some time, not that I'd want stench of gin and sour defeat pressed against me.
John S. : That's enough, Gloria!
Reverend Lovejoy : John, why don't you speak?
John S. : She never cooks, she doesn't keep a clean house, she
[shouts]
John S. : smokes and she drinks and she talks profanely! She's the queen of the harpies!
Gloria S. : No, I'm not.
John S. : [shouts] Queen of the harpies!
Gloria S. : No, I'm not!
John S. : [shouts] Here's your crown, Your Majesty. Queen of the harpies!
Gloria S. : Get away from me, you swine!
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Homer : [inebriated off Flanders' punch, speaking to one of the guests] I've been wantin' to tell you off for years, but I never had the nerve!
Marge's Friend : [worriedly] Homer, I don't know you. My wife and your wife are friends. We met just three hours ago...
Homer : You... stink! You and your whole lousy operation stinks! I QUIT!
Marge's Friend : Uh... gee, don't - don't quit.
Homer : Alright then.
[he staggers over to Maude, eyes twitching slightly]
Homer : Could you... give me a... handful of peanuts... Maude?
Maude Flanders : Oh, sure.
Homer : Not those peanuts. The ones at the bottom...
Maude Flanders : Oh, okay.
[Homer sees her cleavage and gurgles. Marge watches, getting increasingly annoyed]
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Snake : all right i get out at 12 and im allready invited to a party.