Futurama (TV Series)
I, Roommate (1999)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Smitty
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Quotes
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[the Professor is on the phone]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Oh how awful. Did he at least die painlessly?
[pause]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : To shreds you say, tsk tsk tsk. Well, how's his wife holding up?
[pause]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : To shreds, you say.
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[Bender's antenna is affecting the TV reception in his apartment]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Obviously your thoughts are being transmitted on the same frequency.
Tennant with Cell Phone : They're on my cell phone too.
Bender : Madame, I believe you're mistaken
Bender : [voice from cell phone] Wow, that lady's got a huge ass.
Bender : [spoken] Those could be anyone's thoughts, fat-ass.
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[Fry ate an alien mummy thinking it was jerky]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : My God, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy.
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[Bender and Fry in Benders apartment]
Bender : [while sleeping] Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill all hu...
Fry : [shakes him] Bender wake up.
Bender : I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.
Fry : Listen, Bender, uh... where's your bathroom?
Bender : Bath-what?
Fry : Bathroom.
Bender : What room?
Fry : Bathroom.
Bender : What what?
Fry : Aaah, never mind.
[Bender shuts himself down to sleep, Fry lies on the floor]
Bender : [while sleeping] Hey, sexy mama... Wanna kill all humans?