Futurama (TV Series)

I Second That Emotion (1999)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• Fry : If you care about Nibbler, stop caring about him.

  Leela : I can't. I love every living creature.

  Fry : Even me?

  Leela : As a friend.

  Fry : Damn.

• Leela : How would you feel if I flushed Fry down the toilet?

  Bender : Only one way to find out...

• Leela : [as Nibbler eats]  Aw, somebody likes snouts.

  Fry : Is it me?

• Leela : I wish just once Bender could feel exactly what I feel.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Actually, through the miracle of science, that can be arranged.

  Fry : Uh-oh. Is this gonna be one of those crazy experiments that crosses a line man was not meant to cross?

  [Professor puts his index and thumb close together in the "a little" sign] 

• Leela : Bender, I thought you were supposed to be cooking for this party

  Bender : Fine, we'll have rack of Nibbler

  Leela : Just make a simple cake, and this time if someone's going to jump out of it, make sure you put them in after you cook it.

  Bender : So it's a cake you want, is it? I'll make you a cake you'll never forget!

  [cuts to Bender laughing manically as he dumps some rat poison into a bowl] 

  Bender : [sets the bowl in front of a hole in the wall]  That'll take care of those annoying rats, now to bake a cake so delicious they'll have no choice but to love and worship me!

• Leela : Are you all right?

  Bender : Aw, it's nothing a lawsuit won't cure.

• Bender : Listen to me, Leela. I'm an expert at not caring. The secret is to stop giving a rat's ass about anyone else and start thinking of the things that you want, that you deserve, that the world owes you.

  Leela : Well, I could use a new tank top.

  Bender : Bigger! Bigger!

  Leela : A fashionable tank top, and fashionable boots... encrusted with jewels.

  Bender : Don't stop now! You need pants to go with that outfit!

  Leela : Yeah! And I could afford it all if I didn't have to feed that stupid Nibbler!

  Bender : Bender is back! I'll save you, Nibbler!

• Inglis Raoul : Welcome to our village. It may not be Paris, but it has a certain quaint charm that I, for one, wouldn't trade for the world.

  Bender : You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?

  Dwayne : Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater civilization above you!

  Leela : No. We're on top.

  Fry : Daylight and everything.

  Dwayne : Oh.

  Vyolet : It must be wonderful.

  Bender : Eh.

• [Leela is about to be sacrificed] 

  Leela : I'm a virgin.

  Vyolet : Nice try, Leela, but we've all seen Zapp Branagin's web page.

  [Bender laughs and the empathy chip beeps] 

  Bender : Aw, I just made myself feel bad.

• Fry : [Lights a match in the sewer]  Aaaaah!

  Leela : What is it?

  Fry : I burned my finger.

• Dr. Zoidberg , Amy Wong , Hermes Conrad , Leela , Professor Hubert Farnsworth : [singing]  What is today?/ It's Nibbler's birthday/ What a day for a birthday/ Let's all have some cake.

  Fry : And you smell like one too!

• Leela : [crying after Bender has flushed Nibbler down the toilet]  You have no sympathy for anyone else's feelings.

  Bender : Of course I do, right now I feel sorry for you.

  Leela : You do?

  Bender : Yeah, I mean one cantaloupe-sized bloodshot eye?, you ain't winning no beauty pageants, lady.

  [Leela cries even harder]