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Zorro (TV Series)
Death Stacks the Deck (1958)
Guy Williams: Don Diego de la Vega, Zorro
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Quotes
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Zorro : [Garcia sneaks up on Zorro. Annoyed, Zorro aims a gun at Garcia's stomach] "I am not sure what impression this little bullet will make of that huge stomach of yours, Sargeant... but I'm willing to find out!
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Don Alejandro de la Vega : He is made of good stuff, but he has never had to face responsibilities. It might help him too, Diego, if you could set him an example. And take a greater part in the affairs of the pueblo, and serve the community.
Don Diego de la Vega : A famous poet, Father, once said that they also serve who only stand and wait.
Don Alejandro de la Vega : I sent my only son away to military school, expecting they would send me back a fighter. I got a poet!
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Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : And Clara, later when you finish work, then will you sit with me for a while?
Barmaid : I will not sit with you now! I will not sit with you when I am finished ! Not tomorrow or the day after! For the last time, I will not sit with you at all!
Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : I will finish what I was saying later.
Barmaid : You have finished before you have started!
Don Diego de la Vega : Well, you're making progress, Sargeant. I remember when she would not even speak with you!
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Don Diego de la Vega : Well, I do not think that you would refuse me sergent!
Garcia : No, Don Diego! Someone recently warned me to stay away from wine! But, Brandy is not wine, is it?
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Carlos Urista : You can use the money, but what can an outlaw do with the Rancho Santio? Perhaps you and I can make a deal.
Zorro : I would be glad to make a deal with you, señor. If in two hours you are within 5 miles of the Pueblo de Los Angeles, I'll kill you!
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Don Diego de la Vega : Well sergeant, perhaps the mistake in your thinking is, you only think of yourself as a sergeant! You must think of yourself as the commandante. A man is what he thinks!
Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : That is philosophy, Don Diego? I am what I think. I think I am the commandante!
[singing]
Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : I'm commandante of the pueblo. I am, because I think so. Every inch a handsome soldier, trim of hip and broad of shoulder.
Cpl. Reyes : How do you know?
Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : Because I think so!
Cpl. Reyes : Ho ho, because he thinks so.
Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : I am the man who'll capture Zorro. I am, because I think so. Though the Fox is very wily, I'll pursue him oh so slyly.
Barmaid : How do you know?
Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : Because I think so!
Barmaid : Ho ho, because he thinks so.
Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : Now in battle I have won so many battles that my chest can't hold another single one I fear.
Barmaid : The only kind of medal that you'll ever get will be for terrific feat in running to the rear!
Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : I am the man the ladies love so. I am, because I think so. Senoritas can't resist me, they're my slaves once they have kissed me.
Don Diego de la Vega : Now is that so, because he thinks so?
Barmaid : No no, not 'till he shrinks so!
[mimes García slimming down]
Sgt. Demetrio Lopez Garcia : No no, I cannot shrink so!