Who's the Boss? (TV Series)
Pilot (1984)
Tony Danza: Tony Micelli
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Quotes
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Mona Robinson : Angela, what is the problem?
Angela : The problem is, Mother, you sent me a man for a housekeeper.
Mona Robinson : Oh, don't be sexist. A man can do meaningless, unproductive work just as well as a woman.
Angela : Mother, Mother, the housekeeper's room is very close to mine.
Tony : Oh, hey, don't worry about me. I keep a can of mace by my bed.
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Tony : Sam, I want to to meet some real nice people. This is Mona Robinson.
Samantha Micelli : [shaking Mona's hand] Nice to meet you.
Tony : And this is Angela Bower.
Samantha Micelli : [shaking Angela's hand] Oh, I'm very pleased to meet you Miss Bower. You have a lovely home, and you're so pretty.
Angela : Oh, thank you. I'm very flattered.
Samantha Micelli : [looking at Tony] That's the idea.
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Tony : There are some things that are no good for you, like Crunchy Crawlers, and guys who just want to...
Angela : Now, just a minute. If I want -
[both look down at the kids and back at each other again]
Angela : Crunchy Crawlers, then I will have Crunchy Crawlers.
Tony : Crunchy Crawlers are empty calories. Not really satisfying. In an hour, you're gonna want something else.
Angela : Maybe I'll want more Crunchy Crawlers.
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Tony : I'm Tony Micelli. I'm here about the job.
Angela : Oh, I'm sorry. There must be a mistake. This job is for a housekeeper.
Tony : That's me, Mr. Goodmop.
Angela : Well, my mother's screening everyone. Did you meet her?
Tony : Yeah yesterday. She gave me the once over, kicked me in the tires, put me up on the rack...
Angela : Well, she should've checked under your hood, 'cause you're the wrong sex.
Tony : Oh, wait a minute; she said that wouldn't be any problem.
Angela : My mother didn't think World War II was a problem.
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Tony : Hey, look, Mrs. Rossini, you've got to admit this neighborhood's falling apart. I mean, look at Samantha. When she starts coming home with black eyes, I think it's time for me to get out.
Samantha Micelli : Hey, that's because there were three of those guys, Dad. And anyway, I got one guy sneezing out of his ear.
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Samantha Micelli : But, Dad, how can a woman make enough money to afford a great house like this?
Tony : Well, I mean, she works hard, and she's real smart. Hey, you could do the same thing.
Samantha Micelli : I can?
Tony : Sure.
Samantha Micelli : Then I think I'll be the manager of the Mets.
Tony : Good choice. Good choice. I'll be so proud of you when you're out there kicking dirt on umpires.