WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

The Creation of Venus (1982)

Carol Bruce: Lillian Carlson

Quotes 

• Andy Travis : Mrs. Carlson, this is not what it seems. If you give me a chance to...

  Lillian Carlson : Oh, knock it off, Andrew. I have a sense of humor. In fact, I'm known for my hearty guffaw. You know, I haven't had an amusing experience like this since... well, since I fired your predecessor.

• Bailey Quarters : [about the station and Mother Carlson]  Boy, we finally get a chance to turn this mortuary around. I don't know why everyone is so scared of a little old lady. If she were my mother, I'd duke her out.

  Lillian Carlson : [entering the room, and nodding toward the speaker playing the rock 'n' roll music]  Turn that off!

  Bailey Quarters : [sheepishly as she approaches the speaker to turn it off, then burying her head against the wall in shame as Mother Carlson leaves the room]  Yes, ma'am.

  Bailey Quarters : [turning around to face Jennifer, who gives her a disappointed look]  She's not my mother.