Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
No Sniffing, No Wowing (2004)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
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Quotes
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Charlie : [Seeing one of the paralegals pour a cup of coffee] Mm, smells good. So does the coffee!
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Charlie : Hey, you still got your old garage door clicker, right?
Alan Harper : Yeah.
Charlie : So, let Judith have the books and then one night maybe someone goes and gets them back.
Alan Harper : Wonderful. Breaking and entering.
Charlie : It's not breaking if you have the clicker!
Alan Harper : More good advice.
Charlie : And it's free! So, hang up, let's get that beer!
Alan Harper : [on the phone] Oh. Oh, sure I'll hold.
[to Charlie]
Alan Harper : They're patching me through to her cell phone.
[cell phone rings upstairs]
Alan Harper : What's that?
Charlie : That? Th-tha-that is coincidentally *my* cell phone!
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Charlie : These divorce lawyers have a good business don't they?
Alan Harper : Yeah, in the same way locusts have a good business!
