Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
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No Sniffing, No Wowing 

Charlie tries to seduce Alan's divorce lawyer, Laura, and her assistant. He sleeps with Laura and they decide not to tell Alan anything since it's unethical, considering that Charlie is a participant in the case.



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After Charlie is given a witness interview by Alan's expensive, power-hungry divorce lawyer, Laura, she sets her sights on him, but warns him that it must be kept a secret, giving him strict ground rules to follow. Unaware of what is going on, Alan is feeling somewhat confident about the possibility of a fair custody/settlement agreement, despite Judith's concerns about Jake living at Uncle Charlie's house on weekends. When Charlie brings home Laura's paralegal to play, and Laura catches them together, Charlie finds her reaction to the situation unacceptable. Alan in dumbfounded when his lawyer tanks his case. Written by Lynne Boris Johnston

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Comedy | Romance


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3 May 2004 (USA)  »

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1.78 : 1
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The core root to Alan's constant, financial problems is actually Charlie's fault. He slept with Alan's lawyer and then broke up with her, before the divorce settlement was over, causing her to give everything to Judith as revenge over Charlie. Alan's economy was actually really solid before. See more »


Alan Harper: Charlie, stop sniffing the paralegals.
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I want you NOW!
4 October 2007 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I have been spending my nights enjoying repeats of this show, and this one is one of the best I have seen.

Obviously, Charlies has not heard the old saying about "a woman scorned." Take the incredibly hot Heather Locklear playing a high priced lawyer, and you would be doubly cautious about scoring her.

Yeas, i can understand wanting Alana De La Garza, who must have been going to law school in her spare time as she later ends up as an Assistant District Attorney on "Law and Order," but Charlie, you just have to work something out so as not to offend Heather.

One of the best episodes of the show.

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