That '70s Show (TV Series)

Over the Hills and Far Away (2002)

Laura Prepon: Donna Pinciotti

Quotes 

• Eric Forman : You love Marquette and I've made my peace with that. So, we're just gonna go to different colleges, drift away and make out with guys named Ted because these are things we can't change. You're gonna get menopause and I'm gonna die!

  Donna Pinciotti : Eric, I'm not going to Marquette.

  Eric Forman : Oh. Well, never mind.

  Donna Pinciotti : I loved it there and was so excited to tell you about it, but the drive took forever and I realized that's how far we would be from each other all the time, so I'm going to UW.

  Eric Forman : Oh, Donna.

  Donna Pinciotti : Eric, isn't this great? We're going to be together all the time!

  Eric Forman : You're not going to get all clingy?

  Donna Pinciotti : [playfully]  Shut up!

  Eric Forman : I mean, I'm going to be a big college man.

  Donna Pinciotti : Uh-huh...

  Eric Forman : I'm gonna need my space.

• Donna Pinciotti : I have a bad feeling about this weekend. Going away to different colleges...

  Eric Forman : There's an upside. When we get together, it's going to be electric.

  Donna Pinciotti : I'm serious. What if we go to different schools for three years? We'll never see each other.

  Eric Forman : Then, summer break, you better board up your windows because here comes Hurricane Eric!

  Donna Pinciotti : What are my windows, and wouldn't you want them open?

  Eric Forman : We go to different schools now, and we make it through it because our love is strong, like a burly bear. Zip up your tent because this bear has claws!

  Donna Pinciotti : Again, wouldn't you want my tent open?

• Eric Forman : There's my favorite co-ed! You all ready to go?

  Donna Pinciotti : I can't go. My Dad's making me go to Marquette. He says it's a better school. Oh, and because it sounds French.

  Eric Forman : Well, if it's a better school, I should go, too. Right, Dad?

  Reginald "Red" Forman : No. State schools are cheap. That's where you belong.

  Eric Forman : Can't you take out a second mortgage on the house?

  Reginald "Red" Forman : [Red and Hyde laugh]  Not for you, dumbass!

• Donna Pinciotti : [to Jackie]  Why am I going to a school I don't even like? I should've gone to UW with Eric and I should've laughed at his thunderstorm jokes. I bet those sluts at UW will laugh at his jokes. Sluts!

• Donna Pinciotti : Donna

  [on the phone] 

  Donna Pinciotti : Eric?

  Eric Forman : You hate Marquette, so I think it's safe to cross it right off the list.

  Donna Pinciotti : Actually I love it! There's this English professor, he wears a beret and a corduroy jacket, but he listens to Zeppelin!

  Eric Forman : Well, UW has a vending machine.

  [pauses] 

  Eric Forman : Donna, I love you.

  Donna Pinciotti : I love you. 'Bye.

  Reginald "Red" Forman : [to Eric]  You gonna cry, too?

  [Kitty's at the foot of the bed, watching TV and crying]