That '70s Show (TV Series)

Over the Hills and Far Away (2002)

Sarah Lancaster: Melanie

Quotes 

• Melanie : That is a great beard. I've never made out with a guy with a beard before.

  Steven Hyde : Well, today is your lucky day.

  Melanie : You want to go up to my room?

  Steven Hyde : Absolutely!

  [Melanie takes Hyde's arm, but he doesn't move] 

  Steven Hyde : Actually, I can't.

  Melanie : If you change your mind, me and a few of the other girls will be in the shower.

  [she leaves] 

  Fez : [to Melanie]  I can go! My name is Fez! Don't pretend you don't see me!

  Steven Hyde : What did I just do, man? I turned down a sure thing because of Jackie!

  Fez : And you don't know what she's doing at Marquette. Or who.

  Steven Hyde : Shut up!

  Fez : I bet if she was doing it, you would cry, because you love her.

  Steven Hyde : If you don't shut up, you're gonna become the first person to touch his chin to his ass!

  Fez : Have you been spying on me?